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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6659 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 8366 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 400 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8543 |
Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground base filled with all the cake you can eat.
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about boring old games again. Plus, we have a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin!