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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 936 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!
