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:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4958	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	199

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	271	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	3076	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

amazing opportunity, best opportunity, career opportunity, fortunate opportunity, golden opportunity, life-changing opportunity, once in a lifetime opportunity, OpportuCraft, opportunity awaits, opportunity comes but once, opportunity comes but once in a lifetime, opportunity comes knocking, opportunity comes once, opportunity comes once in a lifetime, opportunity comes only once, opportunity comes only once in a blue moon, opportunity comes only once in a lifetime, opportunity knocks, opportunity of a lifetime, received opportunity, seize the opportunity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Ores Mined:	6745	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Animals Bred:	164

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

age, Army, conscription, Defense, less capable, Men, Military, military personnel, military readiness, military service, military training, national security, Older, OlderCraft, Physical fitness, Recruitment, Recruits, russia, Russian army, Russias, Skills, Thrive, Training

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runes Activated:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

Adrenoleukodystrophy, Brain Disorder, cerebral, Cerebral Adrenoleukodystrophy, clinical trial, Fun, gene editing, Gene therapy, gene transfer, genetic disorder, genetic mutation, genetic therapy, LentiCraft, Lentiviral, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, neurological treatment, Rare Disease, rare disorder, Therapy, Treatment, Zone

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

bean flicking, Edition, Flicking Her Bean, funk, funk artists, funk community, funk genre, funk music, funkg, Funky, funky artists, funky community, funky genre, funky music, Minecraft, Nene, Nene jokes, Nene memes, NSFW, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash talk, Trash thread, TRASHY

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magic Items Found:	1761
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

CrazyCraftin SMP

adventurous, AUDACIOUS, BIZARRE, bold, crazy, CrazyCraftin, Daring, eXtraordinary, EXTREME, IMPULSIVE, INSANE, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, RECKLESS, Risky, smp, Thrilling, UNBELIEVABLE, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wild

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!