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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9075 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 327684 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 875 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 7692 |
so, like, u know how ships, like, go vroom vroom in the ocean n stuff? well, turns out they been, like, spewin out less sulphur now, which, like, sounds good, right? but nooo, it actually makin global warmin happen faster! so, like, come join our minecraft server and help us fight against the evil ships tryna ruin the planet! plus, we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come on, let’s save the world together, one block at a time!
