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BlockBusterCraft

20. Sexual bliss, 2. Orgasm, BlockBusterCraft, 8. Erotic sensation, 4. Climax

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a party in ur computer, but wit creepers and diamonds, u kno? like, one time i was mining and i found a secret cave full of llamas wearin top hats, it was wild, man. and the best part is, u can ride a pig into battle against a dragon, like who wouldn’t wanna do that? plus, we got a secret club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to disco music, it’s lit af. so come join us, cuz we’re all just a bunch of derps tryna survive in a blocky world, and we need u to come make it even more ridiculous. so what u waitin for? cum play wit us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Going Up ⬆️ with Chaos and Survival in Straight Up Minecraft 1.20.6 – 5 Years Strong, No Resets!

player freedom, Vanilla Experience, Minecraft, server performance, run from home

Server IP StraightUp.Minecraft.Best

Location Dallas, USA

About Founded in April 2019, Straight Up is an anarchy server that provides a laid-back survival experience close to vanilla Minecraft.

FAQ:

1. Can I claim land on this server?

No, land claims or land protection is not permitted on Straight Up. PvP and griefing are allowed.

2. Are there world resets on this server?

No, there are no world resets on Straight Up. The server has been around for a long time without world resets.

3. Are there any quality of life changes on the server?

There are minor quality of life changes such as being able to obtain player heads by killing them and using cookies to prevent phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

4. Are there any anti-cheat measures on the server?

Yes, there are unobtrusive but effective anti-cheat measures in place to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.

5. Are there any teleportation commands or economy plugins on this server?

No, there are no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home, and there are no economy plugins or factions. Straight Up aims to provide a vanilla survival experience without any alterations.

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Hermione’s Minecraft Server: The Ultimate Escape

longing, witch, Lust, Ultimate, Balls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that can truly empty your balls is PS and CoS Hermione! Yes, you heard that right – our virtual Hermione is so mesmerizing that you won’t be able to resist joining our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. You never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

And if you’re looking for some friendly competition, we have weekly build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, magic, and of course, Hermione-induced ball-emptying fun. You won’t regret it!

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TechTards Minecraft Server

financial literacy, Minecraft, TechTards, misconceptions, stock evaluation

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with tech illiterate noobs who can’t even spell “redstone” correctly? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the NVDA-loving geniuses out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane contraptions using nothing but NVDA! Want to create a flying machine that can take you to the moon and back? NVDA can make it happen! Need a redstone contraption that can automatically mine diamonds for you? NVDA has got your back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the founder of our server is actually a secret NVDA agent who can hack into any player’s inventory and fill it with unlimited diamonds! And if you manage to find the hidden NVDA temple within the server, you’ll be granted access to a secret room filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those tech illiterate retards what real Minecraft skills look like!NVDA for life, baby!

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WeddingCraft or CancelCraft

wedding cancellation, money issues, wedding stress, Elopement, wedding expenses

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Build your dream wedding venue without worrying about in-laws interfering. Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to deal with unreliable family members holding out on payments. Say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience on our server – where the only drama is deciding between diamond or emerald accents for your virtual ring!

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PineapplePizzaMC Server

culinary choices, divisive toppings, pineapple lovers, controversial toppings, pizza toppings

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true beauty of pineapple on pizza? Well, look no further because our server is a pineapple paradise! Join us and experience the joy of building your own pineapple pizza castle, complete with a moat of marinara sauce and pepperoni guard towers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of pizza-loving villagers who have mastered the art of pizza crafting. They will teach you how to create the perfect pizza toppings using only the finest ingredients found in the Minecraft world.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant the eater eternal happiness and unlimited pizza toppings for life. But beware, the path is treacherous and filled with pineapple-hating creepers who will stop at nothing to keep the Golden Pineapple for themselves.

So come join us on our pineapple pizza adventure and let your taste buds (and creativity) run wild! Who needs diamonds when you have a slice of pineapple pizza in hand?

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RedditLegendsCraft

unforgettable threads, top reddit threads, reddit gems, reddit nostalgia, reddit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges.

Our server is so legendary, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out with us. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter.

But that’s not all! Our community is so awesome, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time we all teamed up to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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CraftyCanuckz: 1 in 4 Poverty-Free Zone

Report, Zone, poverty awareness, statistics, living conditions

so like, if you join dis server, you won’t be one of dem Canadians living in poverty, cuz we got virtual diamonds and emeralds for days, yo! like, who needs real money when you can have a virtual mansion made out of blocks?

our server is so lit, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs dropping golden apples. and get this, if you find the secret treasure chest hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family that’s always there to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of a potato or just someone to talk to about your day. so come join us and leave poverty behind, cuz in our world, the only thing poor is your sense of humor.

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CraftyCrappers

social media, modern society, digital age, toilet time, multitasking

Yo, listen up gamers! this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block with a sign that said “free diamonds for life”. and guess what? they actually got free diamonds for life! i know, crazy right? but that’s not all. we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. why? because why not! oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who gives out enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and experience the magic of communicating with others while pooping. it’s a game-changer, literally.

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McDonald’s Down Minecraft Server

Press F, social media, Downfall, public relations, Decline

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because McDonald’s has fallen and we need your help to rebuild it! Join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure to collect all the ingredients needed to make the perfect Big Mac. But beware, the evil Ronald McDonald is lurking around every corner, ready to steal your precious pickles. Can you save McDonald’s and become the ultimate fast food hero? Press F to pay your respects to the fallen fries and join us on this wild ride!

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Server IP	StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
Location	Dallas, USA
About	Founded in April 2019, Straight Up is an anarchy server that provides a laid-back survival experience close to vanilla Minecraft.

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FAQ:

1. Can I claim land on this server?

2. Are there world resets on this server?

3. Are there any quality of life changes on the server?

4. Are there any anti-cheat measures on the server?

5. Are there any teleportation commands or economy plugins on this server?