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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7700 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4311 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 219 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a herd of zombie chickens. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as it attracts hordes of hungry players trying to take a bite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can turn dirt blocks into pure gold with just a flick of his wrist. Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil villagers using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t miss out on the chance to experience Minecraft like never before. See you there, blockheads!
