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Trump’s TNT Emporium
yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we drop bombs like trump dropping his mixtape. we got explosions bigger than israel receiving a shipment of heavy bombs, it’s lit fam. join now or miss out on the biggest boom boom party in minecraft history. let’s blow sh*t up together, it’s gonna be a blast! -
Sperm Wars: Partner Rivalry
SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE NO OTHER SERVER OUT THERE. WHY, U ASK? WELL, BECAUSE ON DIS SERVER, UR SPERM WILL BECOME SUPER CHARGED. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT.WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.
SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.
COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.
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Eternal Realm 1.21.2
Yo, bros and broettes, ya gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen.First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, I tell ya!
And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like a cross between a zombie and a disco ball. You’ll be dancing your way through hordes of sparkly undead creatures.
Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt over here and join the fun! Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.
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GirlCraft – No Boys Allowed!
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of being pressured to leave your comfortable spot for a less-than-ideal lounge area just to accommodate your friend’s crush!Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!
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CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not 😂😂 like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace 💎🙋♀️ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun 🤣🤣 we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players 😈 join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server 🚨🚨 #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama -
BlockyHungaryEU
OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world! -
Galileo’s Space Telescope
come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.
so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.
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BoomerVeggieWasteCraft
Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!
Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!
So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!