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ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

1. I told you so, 10. prediction, 11. proof, 12. hindsight is 20/20, 13. I knew it, 14. I was right, 15. told ya so, 16. I warned you, 17. I knew this would happen, 18. I saw it coming, 19. I called it, 2. fucking, 20. I told you this would happen., 3. I fucking told you so, 4. told you so, 5. warning, 6. hindsight, 7. lesson learned, 8. validation, 9. vindication, attitude, blocks, ToldYaCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	45
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

BlockyLife Minecraft Server

BlockyLife, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	856

Are you tired of the mundane, soul-sucking grind of everyday life? Do you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of boredom and monotony? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of normalcy!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters – all without ever having to worry about the soul-crushing tedium of school or work.

Forget about staring at paint drying or running on a treadmill forever. On our server, the only thing you’ll be running from is a horde of zombies or a fiery dragon. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your wildest, most exciting Minecraft adventure today!

SuccessCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, advancement, asian race, collaboration, cultural exchange, Diversity, empowerment, equality, global impact, inclusion, leadership, Minecraft, opportunity, progress, race relations, racial harmony, Server, societal advancement, success, SuccessCraft, teamwork, Unity, white race

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the white race and the Asian race have teamed up to dominate the virtual world! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret potion that makes your character run faster than Usain Bolt on steroids. Zoom zoom, baby!

2. Our server is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a unicorn in Minecraft?

4. Our server is so advanced that we have a virtual reality mode where you can actually feel the heat of the lava and the chill of the ice biomes. It’s like Minecraft, but on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the most epic gaming alliance since Mario and Luigi. Let’s show the world that the white race and the Asian race are the ultimate Minecraft dream team!

WeddingCraft: No BYOW for Stepmom

000 wedding, 6’5, Beer, BYOW, Calm, Chardonnay, Cheap, cooler, expensive, Legality, liquor, open bar, outside alcohol, signature cocktails, specialty wine, step mother, stepmom, Unglued, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wine

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Emeralds Found:	5405
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	282886
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Are you tired of your stepmom thinking she can just bring her own fancy Chardonnay to your wedding? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life weddings! Our open bar has unlimited virtual signature cocktails, beer, wine, and liquor – and guess what? You can bring your own Chardonnay and no one will bat an eye!

We have a special virtual venue where you can throw a $65,000 wedding without breaking the bank. And don’t worry about legality – in our Minecraft world, you can bring in as much outside alcohol as you want (as long as it’s virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life wedding drama behind! Plus, you never know when a virtual stepmom might try to sneak in some virtual wine in her virtual purse – it’s all part of the fun!

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

blockcraft, Climax, Communication, Connection, desire, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, mutual pleasure, Passion, physical connection, Pleasure, role-play, romance, satisfaction, Server, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	8902
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world shake and quake like never before? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers, guaranteed to make you scream with excitement (and maybe a little bit of fear).

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Our community is full of players who are always ready to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

So, what’s one thing you always do during sex? Well, on our server, you’ll be doing things you never thought possible in Minecraft. Get ready to unleash your inner blocky beast and conquer the virtual world like a true legend. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

BlockBusterLaughs

best comedy movies, BlockBusterLaughs, comedic genius, comedy, comedy classics, Comedy film, Funny Moments, funny movie, gut-busting laughs, hilarious, humor, humor for days, laugh out loud, Laughter, movie night, movie recommendations, must watch comedy, rib-tickling comedy, side-splitting humor, top comedy films, uproarious comedy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a comedian in disguise! Join us for non-stop laughter and hilarious antics as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From epic prank wars to spontaneous dance parties, this server is guaranteed to have you in stitches 24/7. So come on, join the funniest Minecraft server in the universe and let the laughter never end!

Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server

blocky, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, detained, detention, eastern europe, filter, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, occupied regions, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Special Units, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4643	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Towns Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CraftyCaptives: FemSoldierFrenzy

Captivity, captivity images, captivity photos, captivity photos release, captivity release, Conflict, CraftyCaptives, early days, families, female soldiers, female soldiers in captivity, FemSoldierFrenzy, Hostage, hostage families, hostages, Military, Military Families, photos, Release, soldiers, War, women in military

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	771661
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN HOSTAGE FAMILIES ARE RELEASIN’ PHOTOS OF 5 FEMALE SOLDIERS FROM EARLY DAYS OF CAPTIVITY JUST TO GET A TASTE OF DA ACTION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE SOLDIERS WERE PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER WHEN THEY GOT KIDNAPPED AND NOW THEIR FAMILIES WANNA JOIN TOO! IF THAT AIN’T A SIGN OF A GOOD TIME, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

EchoCraft: Singing with Myself

(Audio), creativity, echo, echocraft, harmonising, History, innovation, invention, Layering, Music, Musical, overdubbing, Performance, production, recording, singing, Sound, Studio, Technique, Technology, vocals

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Star Shards Collected:	125	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Votes:	681

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, yo. It’s like a party up in here, with pigs flying and creepers breakdancing.

We got diamond blocks growing on trees and villagers doing the cha-cha slide.

One time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of cake.

And don’t even get me started on the time a group of players teamed up to defeat a dragon with nothing but wooden pickaxes.

Join us on dis server and let’s make some memories that will make you say, “Wait, did that really happen?”

FarmersGoneWildMC

agriculture, alcohol consumption, Awareness, binge drinking, coping mechanisms, Farmers, FarmersGoneWildMC, high levels, Interventions, mental health, mental healthcare, Prevention, resilience, Rural, seeking help, stigma, stress, study, Support, U.S, University of Georgia

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecrafters! Do you wanna join the most lit server out there? Well, let me tell you about this cray cray server that will blow your mind!

So get this, our server is so epic that even farmers are joining in on the fun! According to a study, one in five U.S. farmers are ditching their tractors and joining our server to binge drink and relieve stress. That’s right, forget about planting crops, come plant some blocks with us instead!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about promoting resilience and reducing the stigma of seeking mental healthcare. So not only will you have a blast building and exploring, but you’ll also be taking care of your mental health at the same time. It’s a win-win situation, my dudes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get drunk on creativity together, fam!

FOOGERRO

Clans, ConstantUpdates, Creative, Donation perks, Factions, FOOGERRO, Friendly staff, Friendlycommunity, games, hacker prevention, Minecraft, Minigames, Network, Notpaytowin, Other, Parkour, pay to win, Plugins, PvP, Server, Updates

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

A new network with constant updates, friendly staff, multiple games and new games often! We strive to be your favorite Minecraft network to play on. Our donation perks are not pay to win and our hacker prevention plugins are updated constantly.

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