| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1162 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9094 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have free healthcare for all players! No need to worry about those pesky potion bills, we’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with surprise twists and turns, just like when your mom randomly calls you to interrogate you about your whereabouts. Will you make it out alive? Only time will tell.
And don’t forget about our special feature: the ER adventure! Join our server and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital with your family, all while trying to maintain your sanity. Who needs mobs when you have family members throwing shade at each other?
So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are always on the rise. Who needs a peaceful mining session when you can have a chaotic family reunion instead? Join now and see if you’re the AITA of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4833 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
🍰👰♀️Imagine this: You’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wedding procession marches through your land! Yes, that’s right, we host surprise weddings on our server! Who knows, you might even catch the bouquet and find your in-game soulmate!👰♀️🍰
🎂🥳And speaking of birthdays, we throw the most epic birthday bashes in all of Minecraft! Picture this: a giant cake made of diamonds, a fireworks display that lights up the night sky, and a special appearance by Notch himself! Don’t miss out on the celebration of a lifetime!🥳🎂
🎊💍But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with rare loot and enchanted items. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in the land? Join now and start your quest for glory!💍🎊
🎮So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unforgettable adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the fun – your epic journey starts now!🎮
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4279 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 180 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2526 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 8676 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8435 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 98 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3675 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1023 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4916 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7756 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.
Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3172 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6840 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3037 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 329 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
