2. Coach Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dorito Taco Coach’s Minecraft Madness

1. Boy, 10. Delicious, 11. Mexican cuisine, 12. Appetite, 13. Treat, 14. Guilty pleasure, 15. Indulgence, 16. Savory, 17. Tasty, 18. Yummy, 19. Temptation, 2. Coach, 20. Late night snack., 3. Dorito taco, 4. Hope, 5. Enjoy, 6. Food, 7. Snack, 8. Fast food, 9. Cravings, Coachs, DORITO, madness, Minecraft, taco

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	929007	Animals Bred:	157
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you emeralds for enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They’ll bust a move for you while you mine for diamonds in our disco-themed mineshaft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with stacks on stacks of enchanted books written by none other than the legendary Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to photobomb your selfies. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

SisBlockNoContact

aita, aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, difficult choices, emotional impact, family, LGBTQ, parenting, relationships, SisBlockNoContact, sister, Support, surrogate, Transgender, Transphobia, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	6211	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Explore the world with your fellow players and build amazing structures together, just like how this player built a family with the help of their sister as a surrogate. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming?

But beware, not everyone in this server is as accepting as our players. Watch out for those who may not support your decisions, just like the player’s conservative sister who had a change of heart.

Join us now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, make tough decisions, and ultimately create a bond stronger than diamond armor. Who needs drama TV shows when you have our Minecraft server?

SoberCraft SMP: Adulting Without Shots

adult friendships, adult social life, adult social skills, adulting, alcohol-free friendships, building relationships, community involvement, finding friends, friendship advice, friendship challenges, Friendship tips, making connections, MAKING FRIENDS, making friends as a non-drinker, networking, non-drinking, shots, smp, sober living, sober socializing, SoberCraft, social activities, socializing, socializing without drinking

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of trying to make friends in the real world but everyone just wants to go out and get wasted? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why waste time at a bar when you can join our server and bond over building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons?

Forget awkward small talk and forced social interactions, on our server, all you need to do to make friends is show off your redstone skills or share your secret diamond mining techniques. Plus, who needs alcohol when you can get a natural high from defeating the Ender Dragon with your new squad?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the sheer joy of building a giant statue of yourself out of blocks.

Noobz4Dayz

10. Floppy disks, 11. Rewinding VHS tapes, 12. Waiting for TV shows to air, 13. Limited video game options, 14. Typewriters, 15. Landline phones, 16. Physical maps, 17. Waiting for mail, 18. Limited information access, 19. Film cameras, 2. Dial-up internet, 20. Having to memorize phone numbers., 3. VHS tapes, 4. Cassette tapes, 5. Payphones, 6. Waiting for film to develop, 7. Limited TV channels, 8. Encyclopedias, 9. Dial-up internet, Noobz4Dayz, technology dependence

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	656888	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Remember the days when you had to actually go outside and use your imagination to have fun? Well, forget all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create towering castles, elaborate redstone contraptions, or even a giant statue of a chicken (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams (or at least a bunch of shiny diamonds).

So say goodbye to boring old reality and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us today and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

CreeperHideout: 90% of Rockets

CASUALTIES, civilian areas, Combat, Conflict, CreeperHideout, defense forces, extremism, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missiles, Rockets, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so dis minecraft server is like da wild wild west but wit blocks. u wanna join cuz we got diamond armor dat makes u invincible and creepers dat explode in confetti instead of blowin u up. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can ride on pigs and shoot arrows at zombie villagers. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come on and join da fun, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!

GobbleCraft: Talk & Stuff!

Behavior, colloquialism, Communication, culture, customs, Eating, Equivalent, Etiquette, Expressions, face, Food, GobbleCraft, gobbling, Language, long tail, Manners, phrases, social norms, Stuff, stuffing, Talk, Talking, turkish

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	129	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

LOL come join dis server where we all gobble while gobbling! We got turkish vibes and food everywhere, you can stuff your face while talking and build crazy stuff in minecraft! We once had a player who built a giant kebab tower that reached the sky and rained doner meat down on everyone, it was epic! Join now for the ultimate gobbling experience!

SepsisSquad: Data-Driven Docs

AI tool, clinician decision-making, data analysis, DataDriven, decision support, demographic data, docs, Feature, Healthcare, hospital patients, Improvement, lab test results, machine learning, medical AI, patient care, predictive performance, risk assessment, Sepsis, SepsisSquad, Support, Technology, uncertainty, vital signs

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	432290	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild, man. It’s got this AI thingy that helps doctors figure out who’s gonna get sick with sepsis. But get this, it’s like, not sure of itself, ya know? It’s all like, “I dunno, man, maybe I need more info to be better at this predicting stuff.”

But wait, there’s more! This server is like, totally insane, dude. It’s got all these crazy features that make it stand out from the rest. Like, you can ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Or you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless, man.

So, why should you join this server? Well, for starters, where else are you gonna find a place that combines cutting-edge AI technology with the wacky world of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that’s as bonkers as this one? Trust me, you won’t regret it. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Zombie Dances:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Larpers & Trannies Minecraft Server

Board, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Females, Gaming, gender, Inclusivity, internet culture, LARPers, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Misogyny, Online Community, Roleplaying, Server, sexism, social media, Stereotypes, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as mythical as the creatures in the game! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where there are no females, only larpers and trannies. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of larpers stumbled upon our server and decided to stay. They brought their epic costumes and role-playing skills, turning every quest into an adventure worthy of a Tolkien novel. And then, the trannies arrived, bringing their fabulous fashion sense and fierce determination to conquer the virtual world.

Together, they created a community like no other, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and slay dragons with your fellow larpers and trannies. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

TerriermonSMP: The Minecraft Adventures of a Newbie Assistant

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, Assistant, cute animals, Digimon, digital pet, Entertainment, funny animals, internet, Minecraft, New Terriermon, newbie, online content, pet care, popular video, social media, Technology, Terriermon, TerriermonSMP, Video, viral video, Virtual Pet

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2704
Buildings Constructed:	47	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a pack of wild Terriermons come charging through, causing chaos and mischief everywhere they go. But fear not, for you can tame these mischievous creatures and have them as your loyal assistants in your Minecraft adventures!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the creepiest of Minecraft legends and show off your best moves!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

DockBlock Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, Confrontation, dock, DockBlock, Kids, Liability, Minecraft, neighbor, neighbors, parents, Permission, Platform, Property, property rights, Ramp, Riverfront, rocks, Server, signs, trespassing, Videos, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic riverfront property complete with a dock/ramp/platform that will make your neighbors jealous! But watch out, because our neighbors’ kids and friends just can’t resist the temptation to jump and run all over it, even after we’ve posted no trespassing signs.

We’ve tried talking to the parents, but they just don’t seem to get the message. One mother even had the audacity to claim that my wife gave permission, when she definitely did not! And to top it off, they’ve been caught throwing rocks at our ramp late at night.

Join our server now and help us defend our precious ramp from these unruly neighbors and their rock-throwing kids. It’s a battle of epic proportions, and we need all the help we can get to protect our property from invasion! Who knows, you might even earn the title of Ramp Defender Extraordinaire!