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ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3152	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1206
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	100	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Items Found:	4193

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4683	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchantments Applied:	273
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Star Shards Collected:	88

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9439	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Love Letters Sent:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4468	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥