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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7825 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.