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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3597 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 340 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 3632 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family feuds and misunderstandings. No more getting yelled at for leaving a safety harness on a puppy for a few extra minutes – here, the only thing you’ll be yelled at for is not building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano!
Join us and leave behind the stress and hormones of the real world. Build epic structures, go on quests with your friends, and never worry about being called lazy or unreliable again (unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, of course).
So come on over to our server and leave the negativity behind. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual adventures and fun? Plus, our in-game babies are way cuter than real babies – just saying!