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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1873 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever a player walks by.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly cow who leaves behind trails of enchanted steak wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
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