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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1078 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 222 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
Crops Grown: | 4703 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
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