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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5987 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6419 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
