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CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Mine4Money

cash flow, creative ways to make money, easy money, extra cash, financial independence, freelance, gig economy, make money fast, Mine4Money, money making ideas, no job, odd jobs, online surveys, part-time work, passive income, Quick Money, selling items, side hustle, small tasks, temporary work, work from home

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Game Over Kids Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream “AIIIIIIEEEEEE” with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it will make you want to run for your life like a McDonald’s mascot on a rampage. Join us if you dare, but beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We promise you’ll have a killer time…literally. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

Bui Space Minecraft SMP

Aizawa Ema, Anime, Asumi Sena, buí, Collabs, cr, e sports, fps, GETI, GIGO collab, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Lisa, Minecraft, Neo-porte, original songs, Riddle, Shibuya TSUTAYA, smp, Space, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VSPO, Vtubers, ZETA, 芸人旅団

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	151	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

anger, babysitter, BETRAYAL, child support, custody, disgust, estranged, family, forgiveness, foster care, FosterCraft, Grandchild, Help, infertility, love, moms, nephew, Niece, regret, Resentment, selfless, Struggle, Therapy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4261	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	139	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Farms Harvested:	828
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Buildings Constructed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crops Grown:	8544	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Towns Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!