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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5561 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness