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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6397 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 176 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.