Crafty Canucks & Crazy Americans – The Cum Server!

196210494previous, AMERICANS, Canada, Canucks, Crafty, crazy, Cum, Educational, mexico, Server, Usa

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll learn absolutely nothing! Our “educational” edition is perfect for those who want to avoid any form of intellectual growth while playing video games.

Join us for a chance to ride on giant flying llamas and battle against zombie unicorns in epic quests for the rarest loot. Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will boogie down with you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our secret underwater disco party where you can dance with mermaids and jellyfish while avoiding the wrath of the evil squid king.

So why waste your time on boring, educational servers when you can have a wild and wacky adventure with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyHobbyist SMP

CraftyHobbyist, creative outlet, enjoyment, favorite hobby, favorite pastime, Fun, hobbies, hobby, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, interests, leisure activities, leisure pursuits, Passion, Pastime, personal time, recreational activities, Relaxation, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9715
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

If your answer isn’t “building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in Minecraft,” then you need to join our SMP right now! We have a community of players who are all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and absurdity. One time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava – and they survived! So if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad genius and create the most bonkers builds you can imagine, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

PixelChicks: No Flex Zone

flex, PixelChicks, Zone

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Falling into the Void:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	509573
Void Armor Forged:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with hunky Steve lookalikes just waiting to impress you with their block-building skills!

Join our server and witness the epic battle of the sexes as the men try to impress the ladies with their pixelated muscles and questionable fashion choices. From awkward pick-up lines to failed attempts at building extravagant structures, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who think wearing a blocky suit of armor is the height of fashion? Or witness a heated debate over the best way to farm wheat in the virtual world? You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join us and see for yourself!

And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – because love (and creepers) are always in the air!

SquadGoalsCraft

Cori Bush, Defeat, democratic party, Democratic primary, election results, grassroots activism, Missouri, political campaigns, political dynamics, political news, Politics, primary election, progressive, progressive agenda, progressive candidates, progressive movement, progressive movement setbacks, Progressive Politics, setback, squad, SquadGoalsCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so like, you know that cori bush chick? she like lost the primary, man. but like, don’t be sad, come join our minecraft server instead! we got like, a whole squad of crazy progressive players who are always up for a challenge. we even have a special event where you can battle it out in a virtual primary election to see who will be the next leader of the server! come join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments, you won’t regret it!

CountCraft: The Billion Block Challenge

billion, BLOCK, challenge, CountCraft, Counting, counting challenge, counting exercise, Counting Game, counting practice, counting skills, counting to one billion, impossible task, Math, mathematical challenge, number counting, number sequence, Numbers, numerical challenge, numerical proof, numerical skills, proof

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2172	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server dat will make u question ur very existence. dis server is so cray cray dat u will be like “am i in a dream or did i just eat too many mushrooms?”

join dis server if u wanna be part of a community dat is so obsessed with counting to 1 Billion dat they have forgotten how to do anything else. we have a counting competition every hour and the winner gets a virtual high five and a pat on the back.

but beware, once u start counting, u may never be able to stop. some players have been counting for so long dat they have forgotten their own names and now only respond to numbers.

so come on down to our server and see if u have what it takes to count to 1 Billion. but be warned, once u start, there’s no turning back.

CzechCraft: Tornado Tales

CzechCraft, Czechia, damage survey, disaster response, emergency management, extreme weather, lessons learned, natural disaster, societal impacts, Tales, Tornado, tornado aftermath, tornado damage assessment, tornado damage mitigation, tornado disaster recovery, tornado impact assessment, tornado preparedness, tornado recovery, tornado risk assessment, tornado safety measures, tornado warning systems

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more chaotic than the weather in Czechia is the pvp battles! we had a tornado hit our server on June 24, 2021 and it was lit af. you gotta see the damage survey we did, it’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants.

the societal impacts were huge, like people started forming factions and fighting for resources like diamonds and emeralds. it was like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks.

we learned so many lessons from the tornado, like always build a secure shelter and never trust a pigman in a suit of armor. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, it’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your crafting skills.

Samsara: Where even ghosts need a whitelist to play Minecraft cross-platform on vanilla SMP 1.21!

Bastions, Biomes, Challenging, Crossplatform, Discord, East Coast, end cities, Ghosts, grave stones, HANDCRAFTED, Hardcore, Landclaim, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, no-frills, Play, Samsara, smp, Structures, Survival, united states, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	4723

Welcome to Samsara!

Dive into Samsara, a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. This passion project has evolved through torrents of creativity and painstaking dedication, resulting in a vibrant and unique landscape. Samsara offers an unparalleled opportunity to explore, build, and live in a world that ignites the same wanderlust and awe reminiscent of early days in World of Warcraft and old-school RuneScape. Inspired by diverse design philosophies like those behind Northrend in WoW, Samsara’s world is never monotonous. Each zone tells its own story. Join the whitelist now on our Discord!

🔗 Full Website – Samsara.gg ✅ Join the Discord 📷 Follow us on Instagram

SERVER INFO

Version	1.21 Vanilla Java AND Bedrock
Server Location	East Coast, United States
Official Start Date	Wednesday, June 19th, 2024

Survival

play.samsara.gg

whitelist

landclaim, voicechat, overworld piglins, giantspawn, grave stones

Hardcore

hard.samsara.gg

no whitelist

just hardcore goodness

What We Do NOT Have

NO fancy spawn, just a cozy tavern to stay the night
NO loot crates, titles, or paid for features
NO teleporting or item-spawning
NO world border
NO donations, voting, or ranks!

Come Play If You Want…

A EPIC hand crafted map
Impossible biomes
Familiar structures in brand new settings
END CITIES in deserts
BASTIONS in caves
Mob heads, Voice Chat, Multiplayer Sleep, Landclaim, Grave stones
A NEW and CHALLENGING experience

😎 Be kind and join the whitelist via the discord 👑

MineCraft XIVG – Endwalker Server

Balmung, Braaskin map, endwalker, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, x files, xivg

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchantments Applied:	202
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our latest patch notes (7.05) where we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers for your entertainment. You won’t find these updates anywhere else, trust us!

Looking for resources, free companies, and linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon or two. Join now and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening from August 8th to August 26th, where you can participate in crazy quests, battle fire-breathing unicorns, and maybe even win a magical sword that shoots lasers. Who knows what surprises await you!

And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups where you can hang out with other players and discuss important topics like the meaning of life, the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon, and whether pineapple belongs on pizza. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Previous players can attest to the insanity of our server, so don’t miss out on the fun. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Suffering-Free Spain SMP

Beautiful architecture, coastal retreats, cultural experiences, European destination, foodie paradise, Happiness, leisurely lifestyle, long tail tags, Mediterranean charm, peaceful atmosphere, positive vibes, Relaxation, smp, spain, stress free, suffering-free zone, SufferingFree, sunny weather, tourist hotspot, travel, vacation, vibrant cities

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Spain is a suffering-free zone! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They spit with deadly accuracy, so watch out!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the base is also home to a mischievous group of baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is ruled by a benevolent dictator who goes by the name of Sir Fluffykins. He may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – he has a strict “no suffering” policy and will ban anyone who dares to break the rules.

4. We host weekly llama races where players can saddle up their llama mounts and compete for epic prizes. Just be careful not to get trampled by a stampede of angry llamas!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where suffering is just a distant memory. Just watch out for those llamas – they’re not to be messed with!

InheritCraft Minecraft Server

Adults, advice, brother, children, decision, distribution, equal split, Estate, estranged, family, Inheritance, inheritance decision, inheritance dispute, InheritCraft, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, relationship, School, Server, Siblings, waiver, Will

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, just like my estranged mum’s estate drama!

Join our server for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the inheritance my half brother is trying to snatch away from me. But don’t worry, on our server, everyone gets a fair share of the loot!

Not sure who to trust? Just like how I’m not sure if my brother is really looking out for me or just after the money, our server is full of surprises and twists that will keep you on your toes!

So come on, join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the excitement! Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

GF Sleepover Required!

appreciation, Boundaries, break up, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, equality, INDEPENDENCE, moving on, Partnership, personal space, quality time, relationship, required, self reflection, self-care, sleeping arrangements, sleepover, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6762

Are you tired of feeling like a chauffeur in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will ask you to drive them to work or watch only the shows they want to watch. Plus, our virtual world is full of independence and partnership – no high school relationships here! Break up with the real world and join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your own relationships (or break them up if you want, we won’t judge). Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Join now and say goodbye to being the relationship chauffeur!

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