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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4935 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 46 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.
