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Holy Shit Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Towns Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the boy fucking won! That’s right, this server is run by a 10-year-old prodigy who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – because why not?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of victory like never before. Just remember, on this server, the boy fucking won. And you can too.

Dynamite was down 41% this week because… Minecraft SMP

because, blockquotepDynamite, down 41%, dynamite, economic impact, election, financial news, Investment, market analysis, market correction, market decline, market fluctuation, market news, market performance, Market reaction, market trends, market uncertainty, market update, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote, stock market, Trading, volatility, Week

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	1765
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Come join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as dynamite prices during election season! Who knows what crazy twists and turns await you as you navigate through our server filled with explosive surprises. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

Crafty Biden Minecraft Server

2020 election, biden, Biden administration, Campaign, Crafty, democrats, election, joe biden, kamala harris, Minecraft, Perish with Harris, political alliances, political commentary, political humor, political memes, Political satire, political shift, Politics, presidential race, republicans, Ridin’ with Biden, Server, Trump administration, vice president

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of riding with Biden? Well, now you can perish with Harris on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where Kamala Harris leads the way to victory, one block at a time.

But beware, the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ve all pledged their allegiance to Kamala and will stop at nothing to protect her. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of our Vice President!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of perishing with Harris. Who knows, you might even get a virtual high-five from the lady herself!

24 Now Minecraft SMP

24, achievement, age, athlete, career, Ceiling, comparison, Competition, Future, Goat, Minecraft, mystery quantity, Potential, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, speculation, sports, success, surpass, talent

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	89681	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic battle between two legendary players: Messi and Ronaldo! Will Messi finally surpass Ronaldo as the GOAT in the world of Minecraft? Or has he reached his ceiling and will forever be second best? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question! Plus, rumor has it that Messi has a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that he’s willing to share with his loyal followers. Don’t miss out on the drama, excitement, and outrageous antics that await you on our server!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Void Armor Forged:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Mob.MineRich.ru

Perfect GF Phenotype Minecraft Server

autistic, characteristics, CHUBBY, compatibility, Country, DATING, dream girl, Girlfriend, ideal partner, love, Midwestern, Minecraft, partner search, perfect, perfect girlfriend, Personality, phenotype, physical appearance, relationship goals, romantic partner, Server, Traits, unique qualities

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of searching for the perfect girlfriend in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have the ultimate phenotype of the perfect girlfriend – the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF!

Join our server and experience the joy of building a virtual relationship with a girl who loves Minecraft just as much as you do. Watch as she expertly navigates through the blocky world, creating masterpieces and slaying mobs with ease.

But that’s not all – our Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF comes with a special set of skills that will leave you in awe. From her impeccable mining abilities to her uncanny knack for finding diamonds, she is truly a force to be reckoned with.

So why wait? Join our server now and find out why everyone is clamoring to be with the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF. Love knows no bounds in the world of Minecraft!

Pump Bitcoin Minecraft SMP Pay Off Trump

arms race, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, financial strategy, global competition., Government, humor, international relations, Investment, Minecraft, national debt, Pay, Politics, power play, Pump, satire, smp, speculation, trump, world affairs

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	70	Divine Spears Created:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as players scramble to mine as much virtual gold as possible to pay off their debts and avoid being invaded by other nations! Will you be the one to control the Bitcoin market and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be left in the dust, crying over your lost diamonds? Join now and experience the most ridiculous economy system in Minecraft history!

R U H R O H M i n e c r a f t S e r v e r

Adventure, animated, cartoon, Characters, Childhood, classic, Coconut sisters, comedy, dog, Friends, funny, Gang, Mystery, Nostalgia, RUH ROH, Scooby doo, Siblings, solving mysteries, Talking dog, tv show

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2793
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coconut Sisters! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of two sisters who were obsessed with coconuts. Legend has it that they built an entire world made of coconuts, where everything from the trees to the houses were made of the delicious fruit. Join our server and you too can live in a coconut paradise, where the sun always shines and the coconuts never run out. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Coconut hidden somewhere on the map, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Coconut Sisters themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Coconut Sisters and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

Minecraft, no, Nooo, NOOOOO, NOOOOOO, Nooooooo, NOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOO, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

What is the IP for Sheeprampage Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, sheeprampage

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Sheeprampage is a talented artist and musician known for their unique blend of electronic and hip hop music. With a distinct and innovative sound, Sheeprampage has gained a dedicated following and continues to push the boundaries of their craft. Through their dynamic and engaging performances, Sheeprampage has established themselves as a rising star in the music industry.