🔥19. Obnoxious Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

BlockheadHaters

10. Ignorant, 11. Entitled, 12. Hypocritical, 13. Inconsiderate, 14. Intolerant, 15. Judgmental, 16. Lazy, 17. Manipulative, 18. Narcissistic, 19. Obnoxious, 2. People, 20. Untrustworthy, 3. Personality, 4. Traits, 5. Dislike, 6. Annoying, 7. Arrogant, 8. Selfish, 9. Rude, BlockheadHaters, despise

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers who never stop talking about their crops? Sick of creepers blowing up your meticulously crafted buildings? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who despise people who wear socks with sandals. That’s right, if you can’t stand the sight of someone committing such a fashion faux pas, then this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and participate in our weekly llama fashion shows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies do the electric slide.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner sock-sandal-hater shine!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ores Mined:	1417
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Crops Grown:	7662
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1638
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	1145
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

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