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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1285 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll be questioning why you haven’t joined sooner!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.
So why aren’t you having kids in your country? Because you’re too busy joining our insane Minecraft server and living your best blocky life, that’s why!