19. making bed as self-care Minecraft Servers

19. Making Bed As Self-Care

  • Bed Defying Minecraft SMP

    Bed Defying Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP where the chickens are actually spies sent from the future to keep tabs on your building skills? Well, you’re in luck, my friend! This SMP is like if Steve, the protagonist, suddenly got a PhD in chaos and a minor in shenanigans. 😂

    First off, why do we even make our beds, amirite? Who needs sleep when you can have an epic battle with a 10-foot-tall zombie that’s simultaneously a lawyer? Yes, you heard that right! Just the other day, I woke up to find my bed turned into a trampoline and I took off like a rocket, only to land in a lava pit that used to be my friend Bob’s house. And, plot twist – Bob was a llama!

    And lemme tell ya, the creepers here? They commentate your life in real-time! Every time they explode, it’s like a “Dancing with the Stars” elimination! “And he just blew up the farm! What a move!” Guys, I’m just tryna grow some wheat, and before you know it, I’m getting judged by animated animals who can judge better than Gordon Ramsay!

    You also gotta see the village of villagers that thinks they are on Broadway. They’ll be singing show tunes while giving you trade quests. Just last week, I traded a diamond for a sing-along session. Worth every bit, especially when you realize one of them was actually a retired Elvis impersonator who decided to pursue a career in Minecraft drama.

    And did I mention the end portal is actually just a giant pizza? You enter, and suddenly you’re in a realm where every mob is a topping, and you must fight to the last slice of pepperoni just to get out! I emerged victorious with nothing but a half-eaten slice and a vision of my future as the Supreme Ruler of Toppings! 🍕👑

    Oh, and trust me, every week is a surprise. Monday is when we do the “Horse Race of Destiny” where whatever horse wins gets to wear the crown of leadership for a whole week — and spoil alert, my horse is named “Buttery Biscuit,” and he’s been training real hard with the village rabbit squad. 🐰

    So don’t be silly! Come join us in this Minecraft madness where beds are overrated, chickens judge you, and survival is just another word for “chaotic pizza party.” It’s not just a game; it’s a lifestyle! 🤪✌️ #JoinTheChaos

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TurkPixel Network

    TurkPixel Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    There is a Skyblock. BoxMining server in TurkPixel Network. It contains special systems texturepack It is recommended to enter with versions 1.16.5/1.21. Optifine is important for texturepacks to work!

    play.turkpixel.com.tr

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sphinx Riddle Minecraft Server

    Sphinx Riddle Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we have recreated the Sphinx riddle challenge in Minecraft! That’s right, you’ll have to answer mind-bending riddles just to enter our server! But wait, there’s more! Once you’re in, you’ll embark on epic quests to find hidden treasures, battle mythical creatures, and even uncover secret societies within the game. So if you’re up for a challenge and want to test your wits, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Sphinx riddle!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • /BRK/ – Blocky Roleplay Kingdom Minecraft SMP

    /BRK/ – Blocky Roleplay Kingdom Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Our Summer Phoenix Edition is hotter than ever, with players getting into some seriously spicy roleplaying scenarios.

    Join us if you’re looking to heat things up with some erotic roleplaying – whether you’re a seductive siren luring in unsuspecting players or a daring adventurer seeking out some naughty encounters in the wilderness.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers blush when they see what’s going on. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous secret rendezvous, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared to leave your inhibitions at the door and embrace your inner Minecraft seductress. Who knows what kind of sexy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our Summer Phoenix Edition!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpireCraft

    SpireCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to SpireCraft!

    ABOUT US

    SpireCraft is a Minecraft Server! Since the day SpireCraft was formed in 2024, we have focused on bringing joy to the community. We offer only BedWars for now, but we are planning to add more gamemodes!

    Come play at: spirecraft.my.pebble.host

    spirecraft.my.pebble.host

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnisCube

    UnisCube

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server under development. PVP-Factions server, everything happening on earth, you will have access to firearms to wage war! May the best faction rule the world!

    Uniscube.feathermc.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RossyRuler Minecraft SMP

    RossyRuler Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you saying “I think Rossy won. LMAO” in no time!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And did we mention the giant chicken boss that drops stacks of cooked chicken when defeated? Yeah, we’re not kidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a taste for bacon. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself? Or will you team up with your fellow players to take down this porky tyrant once and for all?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame Rossy. LMAO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ReadyOrNotConfront

    ReadyOrNotConfront

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of managing slow, helpless human beings in your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone is on time, organized, and ready to go! No more waiting on your partner to get their act together, on our server, everyone is 100% ready to go at all times.

    Imagine a world where the Ohio State Fair is just a teleport away, with no delays or distractions. Leave behind the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a virtual world where everything runs smoothly and according to plan.

    Don’t be the only one making plans and managing schedules, let our server take the wheel and give you the relaxation and peace you deserve. Join now and leave your slow, undressed partner behind – it’s your birthday, after all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Apocraft: The Last Million

    Apocraft: The Last Million

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the world population has magically been reduced to just 1 million players! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Limited resources: With only 1 million players left, resources are scarce and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to survive. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

    2. Zombie apocalypse: Rumor has it that the sudden population reduction was caused by a zombie outbreak. Join our server to fight off hordes of zombies and save humanity!

    3. Alien invasion: Some players believe that aliens were behind the population reduction. Join us to uncover the truth and maybe even make friends with some extraterrestrial beings.

    4. Epic quests: Our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From slaying dragons to rescuing princesses, there’s never a dull moment here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and be a part of this crazy, post-apocalyptic world where anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP