Almost A Year Now Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	168

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and non-stop laughter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a prank war that never seems to end.

Our server is also home to the infamous “14-year-old boy model incident,” where one player accidentally chose a model that made them look like a teenager. The drama that ensued was so ridiculous, it became the stuff of legend.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your sides hurt.

Gregarious Gamers

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Towns Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for a pet dragon, a flying pig, and a dancing llama. And guess what? They got all three!

But that’s not all, folks. On this server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is so gregarious that you’ll never feel lonely again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Yakub’s BWC Bleached Spawn – Where Minecraft meets questionable genetics!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Dragons Tamed:	7	Votes:	2859
Magic Items Found:	3732	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the spawn of Yakub roam free, using terms like “bwc” and “bleached” like it’s no big deal? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from their insecurities! Join us and experience a world where black men are welcomed with open arms and white supremacists are sent running for the hills. Don’t miss out on the epic battles between those who embrace diversity and those who are just too afraid to admit they secretly love black men. Come join the fun and let’s show those Yakub spawn who’s boss!

SexyHipsCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Towns Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Aqua’s hips are so sexy that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. But beware, Aqua’s hips are so mesmerizing that you may find yourself getting distracted and falling into a pit of lava. So come on, join us and experience the most bootylicious Minecraft server around!

Zombie Apocalypse: The Musical Minecraft Server – Where the undead sing and dance their way to your demise!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4992	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you screaming in terror and laughter at the same time.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you with their tiny, feathered claws. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing glowsticks?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have your respawn button ready because things are about to get crazy!

CraftyCreeperCave

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to make any tough choices like in RE7! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter mutated monsters straight out of a horror movie! From giant spiders to creepy clowns, you never know what will pop up next.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to solve insane puzzles just like in RE0. Can you figure out how to escape the haunted mansion before time runs out? Only the bravest players will survive.

And don’t even get us started on our boss battles. Take on Margie, the terrifying boss inspired by a horror movie classic. Can you defeat her and claim your reward? Or will you end up like poor Zoe, disappearing from the narrative without a trace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, if you hear someone whisper “YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME???”, run for your life!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of boring single player Final Fantasy games that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.

But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”

PlatinumSMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

The BlazingSMP is a semi-vanilla server that has a good community, great staff, and a good set of rules in place. I hope this is the server you are looking for because I hope you have a great time on the BlazingSMP

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QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is our java addiction!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server

Overview

QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP, with the perfect balance of enhanced gameplay and the timeless Minecraft feel. Forget about seasonal resets; we’re all about lasting builds and forming enduring friendships here. We’re aiming for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community. If that sounds like your kind of server, we’d love to see you there. Join our Discord today: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many active players are on the server?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players.
Is the server a vanilla Minecraft experience?	It is a semi-vanilla SMP with some enhancements for gameplay.
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How can I join the server’s Discord?	You can join our Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2
What types of players are suited for this server?	We welcome players who value creativity and community.

BlockBillionaires

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7833	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have billionaires from Wall Street and the tech world flocking to our server because they know it’s the place to be.

Join us and you might just run into Elon Musk building a rocket ship out of blocks or Warren Buffet trading diamonds for emeralds. Who needs politics when you can have a virtual economy run by the richest players in the game?

So come on, join us and see why even the billionaires are choosing to spend their time on our server. Who knows, you might even strike it rich yourself!

Putin’s Pixelated Pals: Day 822 of Russia’s 3-Day Minecraft Military Training Camp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have survived day 822 of Russia’s 3-day special military operation! Join us for some epic PvP battles, where you can fight off Russian soldiers with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t worry, we’ve built a secret bunker in the game where you can hide from any incoming airstrikes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant creepers that drop double the amount of gunpowder. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the abandoned mineshaft, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden apples that give you super strength.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun in Minecraft!

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