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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7330 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 5664 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.