19. chart topper Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Log Fag’s Pumpkin Smash

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Animals Bred:	173	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our server where the log fag from Smashing Pumpkins is a regular player! That’s right, you can mine diamonds with a rock legend by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Enderman. Dance the night away with mobs of all shapes and sizes, because on our server, anything is possible.

So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a log fag.

BookWormParentAlert

book blurb, book buying, Book Clubs, book content, book cover, book Facebook groups, book forums, book genres, book recommendations, book warnings, booktok, BookWormParentAlert, graphic scenes, inappropriate content, parental guidance, romance, SMUT, Target, tween/teen, warning parents

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7466
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	New Chunks Explored:	541603
Animals Bred:	56	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

so, like, this server is like when dale and brennan meet for the first time after their parents get married, but in minecraft form! imagine the chaos of step brothers in a blocky world!

join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!

we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!

plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!

come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!

Hi Guys Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	7054
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ores Mined:	6724
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!

Bull in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
New Chunks Explored:	332055	Chimeras Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!

Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

CraftyBridezillaGoneWild

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	5907
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	9915	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no groom will ever call you a “stupid bitch” or insult your looks! Our virtual world is a safe space for all, unless you try to open the church doors in a weird way during the ceremony – then you might get kicked out (just kidding…or are we?).

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding without the risk of being verbally abused by a pixelated groom. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch some juicy drama on our server’s CCTV cameras – who knew Minecraft weddings could get so scandalous? So come on down and build your dream wedding venue with us, just make sure to keep the drama to a minimum or you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I do”!

BlockyBedroomSecrets

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Towns Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of keeping your wildest fantasies a secret from your husband? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your freak flag fly high! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle made entirely out of chocolate, ride unicorns into battle, and engage in steamy pixelated romance with other players. Who needs a husband when you have a whole virtual world of possibilities at your fingertips? Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft vixen!

YemeniMissileBlockParty

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

yo, join this epic minecraft server where we intercept yemeni missiles like it’s no big deal. our players are so skilled, they can dodge missiles in their sleep. come join us for some explosive fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you have missile dodging skills, amirite? come join the chaos and show off your epic moves. let’s see if you can outsmart the missiles and become the ultimate survivor. it’s gonna be a blast!

Country Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so polite it’s almost annoying, but also have a “I’m so done with life” vibe that will make you question if they’ve been mining for diamonds too long. Our community is full of political libertarians who think they’re the ultimate free thinkers, so get ready for some interesting debates in the chat while you’re building your epic castle.

But that’s not all – our players are also super smug about their tastes in food and media. You’ll hear arguments about the best way to cook a steak or why pineapple does or doesn’t belong on pizza. And don’t even get them started on the latest Netflix series – they’ll have you convinced that their opinion is the only one that matters.

Join our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with polite debates, smug foodies, and a whole lot of “I’m too cool for this” attitudes. Who knew building blocks could be so entertaining?

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Sicko Cuck Talk

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks out there! We even welcome those really freaky ones into lolis (whatever that means). But be warned, you better have cash in hand when you approach us because we don’t mess around when it comes to our virtual currency. Join our server now and get ready for some wild adventures and questionable interactions. Discord: misuteriseyle (if you dare).

BellyToucherMadness

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Crops Grown:	4377
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of people treating your pregnant belly like a public petting zoo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will touch your virtual belly without your consent.

Join us for a belly-rub-free experience where you can focus on building, mining, and crafting without any unwanted belly attention. Plus, our virtual babies are way cuter than any real-life ones, so why bother with the drama?

Don’t be an asshole like the people in your life, join our server and let your virtual belly be free from unwanted touches. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama queens and belly rubbers.