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Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Emeralds Found:	9994	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27

Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Alchemy, Announcements, Arena, Charity, Combat, Damage assignment order, Draft, extra life sleeve, foundations, free codes, full rope, Gathering, general, Historic, Lost in a Labyrinth Edition, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, Monstrous Rage, mtgag, mythic player, pixel Ajani avatar, pixel Fblthp sleeve, smp, standard legal, temporal manipulation, tqi, universes beyond, useful links

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Votes:	1557
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Lost in a Labyrinth Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The entire server is built like a labyrinth, with twists, turns, and traps at every corner. Can you find your way out, or will you be lost forever?

2. Our admins are actually wizards who can manipulate time and space. Want to go back in time to fix a mistake? Done. Want to fast forward to the future to see who wins the next PvP battle? Easy peasy.

3. We have a special event where players can battle with Monstrous Rage cards, but be warned – the winner gets banned from the server for a day. It’s a risk worth taking!

4. Want to play with pixelated versions of Ajani and Fblthp? Well, you’re in luck because they’re our official server mascots! Buy their avatar and sleeve bundle to show your support and gain special in-game powers.

5. Oh, and did we mention that combat damage assignment order is getting removed? That’s right, you can now attack your enemies in any order you want. Chaos ensues!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild, labyrinthine adventure like no other!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

Johnny, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber known for his Minecraft gaming content. With a passion for building, exploring, and creating in the virtual world, Johnny has amassed a dedicated following of fans. His creativity and entertaining personality have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

ToadLand Minecraft server

Absinthe, administration, comfortable, Community, Cozy, Friendly, Frog, gameplay, gift, Help, improving, minecraft server, Private, Stable, Suggestions, texture pack, toad, ToadLand, Version 1.18.1, Waiting

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you looking for a cozy private Minecraft server? Would you like to make new acquaintances over a bottle or two of virtual absinthe? And do you also respect toads and frogs?

In this case, we believe you will like it with us!

ToadLand is a private server on version 1.18.1, which will provide you with stable and comfortable gameplay.

We are constantly improving in all areas, trying to do everything to make playing enjoyable and interesting for you, and the administration is always ready to help and take into account any of your opinions and suggestions regarding our project.

As a gift to all players – our toad texture pack!

We are waiting for you!

toadland.ru

Rice Ball Rave Minecraft Server

Anime, Ball, bland, cultural representation, DISAPPOINTING, food culture, Japanese cuisine, japanese food, let down, Let Me Down, Manga, Minecraft, not as good, not authentic, not impressive, not tasty, Onigiri, Overrated, Popular, rave, Rice, rice balls, Server, snack, Traditional

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Emeralds Found:	3157	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Onigiri/rice balls are jealous!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But beware, our server is so addictive, you might forget to eat anything other than Onigiri/rice balls for days!

We have custom plugins that will make your jaw drop faster than a stack of diamonds falling into lava. And our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life anime. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Sugar Mama Minecraft SMP

DATING, dating advice, dating older women, dating wealthy partners, dating wealthy women, Financial Security, Financial Stability, MAMA, Minecraft, MONEY, Older Women, relationships, smp, Sugar, Sugar Dating, sugar mama, sugar momma, sugar mommy, sugar mommy dating, sugar relationship, wealthy lifestyle, wealthy partners, wealthy women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of dating normal women who can’t even afford to buy you a diamond sword in Minecraft? Join our SMP where all the players are sugar mommas ready to spoil you with riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to young girls who can’t even mine diamonds properly and hello to a life of luxury and endless resources. Who needs love when you can have a sugar momma who will shower you with enchanted gear and build you the most epic base imaginable? Join now and level up your dating game to epic proportions!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Crafty, Minecraft, Party, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7641	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

Appearance, comparison, Cultural differences, demographics, Diversity, ethnicities, genetics, global perspectives, heritage, immigration, Indian, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pajeets, physical features, PIXEL, racial identity, Server, South Asian, Stereotypes, subcontinent, united states, variation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3166	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

2001 PPVs, aew, alternative programming, binge watching, card lineup, Classics, DISAPPOINTING, Entertainment, entertainment options, favorites, guys, Minecraft, movies, Nostalgia, pay-per-view, Recommendations, smp, streaming, tonight, tv shows, VIBES, watch party, WATCHA, Watching, wrestling, Wrestling Matches

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!