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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 441 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 1497 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
join us and leave ur poor life behind, cuz on this server, we make it rain diamonds and emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. u’ll be swimming in riches faster than u can say “creeper!”
but that’s not all, oh no. on our server, we got the most insane mini-games u’ve ever seen. ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at your friends? well, now u can!
and don’t even get me started on our custom-built dungeons. we’ve got dragons, zombies, and even a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and level up ur life to easy mode. cuz remember, being poor is playing life on hard mode. but on our server, the only thing hard is trying to stop laughing at all the crazy shenanigans we get up to.
