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LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	293
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crops Grown:	3244
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	908	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mines Excavated:	3180
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9080	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2485	Star Shards Collected:	198
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

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