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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5860 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 79 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. Our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a unicorn rave.
Once, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of cheese. They brought back a block of cheddar that could shoot lasers.
Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into chickens with a flick of their wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join now before the creepers throw a dance party without you!
