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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9134 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1066 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.