18. Misunderstood vocabulary Minecraft Servers

18. Misunderstood vocabulary

  • Mispronounced Cliffs Minecraft SMP

    Mispronounced Cliffs Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, fellow blockheads! Welcome to the wildest, craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever hear about! Like, if you don’t JOIN this server, you might just explode into a pool of rainbow cupcakes from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out, duh!).

    First off, I heard that a giant chicken named Cluckzilla is guarding a secret treasure buried deep in the End dimension where the Ender dragons do the cha-cha. Oh, and if you can get past the lava moat filled with angry ocelots and extremely grouchy banana peels, you might find the legendary diamond-encrusted sandwich that grants you unlimited powers to fly over creeper explosions like they’re just the worst kind of fireworks. Yeah, you read that right!

    Like, have you ever seen a respawning shulker with a monocle?? That’s right; this SMP has a classy vibe. You’ll be building castles while sipping hot cocoa and being serenaded by a herd of singing llamas (they have excellent taste in music, trust me). Oh, and the crafting tables here? They’re sentient and have feelings! If you don’t compliment them daily, they’ll refuse to craft your best tools, which is super awkward when you need that diamond pickaxe to break your friend’s house down. Talk about friendship goals, am I right?!

    Oh, and here’s a fun fact: Every full moon, a horde of enchanting zombie squirrels invade the server. If you can defeat them, you get the ultimate prize: a pet broccoli that gives you XP just for existing. Who doesn’t want a vegetable sidekick, like seriously? Btw, I’m pretty sure my broccoli is plotting against me… it keeps whispering, “Hari-diri-hari, broccoli supremacy!”

    Join us now, and you might just meet the infamous Steve the Mysterious, who doesn’t have a face but knows all the things about modded gameplay. Rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Like, cheddar. I’m lactose intolerant, but for that experience, I’d risk it all.

    So if you find yourself mispronouncing “Enderman” as “Endermite” (which is totally a thing here, lol), then this is the SMP for you! Here, we celebrate linguistic interpretation with crazy contests like “Guess That Pig Sound” and “Scream Like a Creeper.”

    Hop on over and let’s start this adventure packed with absurdities and absolutely questionable life choices. Trust me, your brain will thank you for not jumping off any cliffs—it’ll just be too busy trying to find the nearest enchanted pizza shop! 🍕💫

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  • mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

    mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

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    This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

    mc.mucosmos.nl

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  • CrimsonMC

    CrimsonMC

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    CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

    crimsonmc.net

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  • Proyecto40

    Proyecto40

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    Project40

    server.proyecto40.net

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  • EnderCraftMC

    EnderCraftMC

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    A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

    EnderCraftMC.beastnode.net

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  • MyCraft PvP

    MyCraft PvP

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    MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

    Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

    Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

    Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

    pvp.frustra.org

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  • blockcityjail

    blockcityjail

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    blockcityjail

    blockcityjail.com

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  • SinisterCraft

    SinisterCraft

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    What makes SinisterCraft so Great.

    Multi Server Hub We are running on a 24/7 Dedicated server with 32GB of Dedicated Ram and have access to more if needed. Players that vote receive rewards in game. Tons of free perks and donor perks. Custom plugins and lots of things always going on.

    Play.SinisterCraft.Com

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  • CaballoCraft

    CaballoCraft

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    Are you looking for a good MineCraft server? What we offer you: Individual worlds: Each player gets their own world where they can do whatever they want. Everything can be achieved without donations: Of course donations are welcome, but unlike many other servers, with us everyone can get the complete game content without donations. Players’ comments are addressed: Do you have any suggestions for improvement? Bring it on. We like to listen to them and try to implement them. We run an FTB Infinity Evolved 2.6.0 server under www.caballocraft.de can be reached. If you have any questions or problems, you can also visit us in the TS at mc.caballocraft.de. MFG Euer CaballoCraft Team

    www.caballocraft.de

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  • OleroCraft

    OleroCraft

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    Welcome to the OleroCraft network! SkyWars | Prison | SkyBlock | Factions | KitPvP Join the Olerocraft network and experience Minecraft the way you should have a long time ago. We offer addictive game-modes you and your friends will enjoy for hours! From Prison server to SkyWars, we offer it all. Staff constantly on the look out to help our community and YouTube stars making appearances every few months. Join Today and it will change your Minecraft life! – Noodles

    IP – Mc.OleroCraft.com Website – OleroCraft.com Store – Olero.Buycraft.com

    mc.olerocraft.com

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  • GreenHaven Prison 1.6.4

    GreenHaven Prison 1.6.4

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    Server Address: Play.GHPrison.com

    GreenHaven is a prison server, where you earn money to rankup. Ranks are: – D-Prisoner – C-Prisoner – B-Prisoner – A-Prisoner – Free

    Each time you rankup, the block gets better, the mines have more ore in them, and there is less people around.

    For more info please visit: www.bit.ly/GreenHaven Website: www.GHPrison.com

    Play.GHPrison.com

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