18. guilty pleasure Minecraft Servers

18. guilty pleasure Minecraft Servers

  • Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

    Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 7730
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Chimeras Created: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Animals Bred: 108 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Yakub’s BWC Bleached Spawn – Where Minecraft meets questionable genetics!

    Yakub’s BWC Bleached Spawn – Where Minecraft meets questionable genetics!
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8315
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the spawn of Yakub roam free, using terms like “bwc” and “bleached” like it’s no big deal? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from their insecurities! Join us and experience a world where black men are welcomed with open arms and white supremacists are sent running for the hills. Don’t miss out on the epic battles between those who embrace diversity and those who are just too afraid to admit they secretly love black men. Come join the fun and let’s show those Yakub spawn who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SexyHipsCraft

    SexyHipsCraft
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 6009
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Aqua’s hips are so sexy that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. But beware, Aqua’s hips are so mesmerizing that you may find yourself getting distracted and falling into a pit of lava. So come on, join us and experience the most bootylicious Minecraft server around!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zombie Apocalypse: The Musical Minecraft Server – Where the undead sing and dance their way to your demise!

    Zombie Apocalypse: The Musical Minecraft Server – Where the undead sing and dance their way to your demise!
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 6499
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you screaming in terror and laughter at the same time.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you with their tiny, feathered claws. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing glowsticks?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have your respawn button ready because things are about to get crazy!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperCave

    CraftyCreeperCave
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 1812
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to make any tough choices like in RE7! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter mutated monsters straight out of a horror movie! From giant spiders to creepy clowns, you never know what will pop up next.

    Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to solve insane puzzles just like in RE0. Can you figure out how to escape the haunted mansion before time runs out? Only the bravest players will survive.

    And don’t even get us started on our boss battles. Take on Margie, the terrifying boss inspired by a horror movie classic. Can you defeat her and claim your reward? Or will you end up like poor Zoe, disappearing from the narrative without a trace?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, if you hear someone whisper “YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME???”, run for your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 5353
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Emeralds Found: 3849 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ores Mined: 9774 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring single player Final Fantasy games that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PlatinumSMP

    PlatinumSMP
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 3217
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5072 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    The BlazingSMP is a semi-vanilla server that has a good community, great staff, and a good set of rules in place. I hope this is the server you are looking for because I hope you have a great time on the BlazingSMP

    PlatinumSMP.mcserver.us:26500

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  • QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is our java addiction!

    QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is our java addiction!
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9246
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6190 Votes: 2851
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server

    Overview

    QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP, with the perfect balance of enhanced gameplay and the timeless Minecraft feel. Forget about seasonal resets; we’re all about lasting builds and forming enduring friendships here. We’re aiming for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community. If that sounds like your kind of server, we’d love to see you there. Join our Discord today: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How many active players are on the server? We aim for a group of 15-20 active players.
    Is the server a vanilla Minecraft experience? It is a semi-vanilla SMP with some enhancements for gameplay.
    Are there seasonal resets on the server? No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
    How can I join the server’s Discord? You can join our Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2
    What types of players are suited for this server? We welcome players who value creativity and community.

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  • BlockBillionaires

    BlockBillionaires
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 3000
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have billionaires from Wall Street and the tech world flocking to our server because they know it’s the place to be.

    Join us and you might just run into Elon Musk building a rocket ship out of blocks or Warren Buffet trading diamonds for emeralds. Who needs politics when you can have a virtual economy run by the richest players in the game?

    So come on, join us and see why even the billionaires are choosing to spend their time on our server. Who knows, you might even strike it rich yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Putin’s Pixelated Pals: Day 822 of Russia’s 3-Day Minecraft Military Training Camp

    Putin’s Pixelated Pals: Day 822 of Russia’s 3-Day Minecraft Military Training Camp
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 9557
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have survived day 822 of Russia’s 3-day special military operation! Join us for some epic PvP battles, where you can fight off Russian soldiers with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t worry, we’ve built a secret bunker in the game where you can hide from any incoming airstrikes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant creepers that drop double the amount of gunpowder. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the abandoned mineshaft, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden apples that give you super strength.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DarkHavenAU

    DarkHavenAU
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 676
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

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    DarkHavenAU is a medieval fantasy themed Minecraft survival server where many custom functions have been implemented to create a better gaming experience! With custom mobs, Armor and weapons, mounts, ranks and many more! Or if you just like minigames and parkour, we’ve also got that covered. We even have proximity chat!

    Create factions and battle your way to the top of the food chain!Feel free to use our discord when playing the game, or even just to chat! We have ‘Join To Create VC’ channels for both casual and faction chatting. Joining will create you a temporary voice channel that you can use to talk to your friends and will disappear when you’re done with it!

    Server is compatible with most versions of Minecraft so playing on latest release will work fine. If you want proximity chat to work you will need to be on the same version the server is running on. Help for that is on our discord 🙂

    darkhavenau.apexmc.co

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