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SnowflakeCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

anger, antisocial behavior, Bigotry, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, equality, harmful attitudes, harmful beliefs, hate, ignorance, inclusion, intolerance, mental illness, prejudice, racial tension, racism, SnowflakeCraft, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people, worries

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Items Found:	1697	Animals Bred:	157
Emeralds Found:	3083	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of dealing with the mentally ill, stupid, antisocial, stand offish, parasocial, autistic, angry white people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky white folks once and for all. Our server is a safe haven for those who are fed up with the insanity of the real world. Build your own paradise, free from the clutches of the white man. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best non-white life in Minecraft!

CraftyCows: Where even the cows know what’s up about India

Beliefs, Cows, CraftyCows, criticism, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural understanding, Desperation, discrimination, DISTANCING, Diversity, Hinduism, India, Indians, justification, Larping, misconceptions, online learning, past few years, prejudice, right, Stereotypes, whats

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. We have epic quests that involve battling fierce mobs, exploring hidden dungeons, and even facing off against a giant chicken boss (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and entertaining community you’ll ever come across. From epic build battles to ridiculous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the Minecraft universe?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of that boss battle.

Crafty Banter

annoying character, annoying voice, banter, budget blown, budget concerns, budget wasted, character annoyance, character dialogue, Crafty, dialogue annoyance, dialogue budget, dialogue complaints, dialogue repetition, game budget, game dialogue, generic victory voice, hitting switch, Hogwarts Legacy, mundane dialogue, Pointless dialogue, second playthrough, victory voice

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring dialogue? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright absurd!

Girl Power Craft: Where all women are secretly creeper queens!

Behavior, Communication, Craft, creeper, discrimination, empowerment, equality, Expectations, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, Misogyny, pet, power, prejudice, QUEENS, relationships, Respect, Secretly, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered how to navigate the mysterious world of women? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and learn the secrets to unlocking the hearts of all women, turning them into your loyal pets in no time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! So come on, join us and become the ultimate master of relationships in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Pixelated Pick-Up Lines: Minecraft Edition

consent, Cute girls, Decision making, Edition, Ethics, FANTASY, gender bending, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, lines, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, pickup, pixelated, role reversal, Self Discovery, self-exploration, Sexuality, transformation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	533728
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6584
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, you have the chance to turn into a cute girl and do the deed! That’s right, no more boring blocky characters, now you can be a sassy, stylish lady taking on the Minecraft world in style. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your new cute girl persona takes you!

The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Divine Spears Created:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

big, big families, Birth Rates, child rearing, common, Crafty, cultural norms, cunts, families, family dynamics, Family Planning, family size, family size comparison, family size perception, family size preferences, family size statistics, family size trends, family structure, large families, Minecraft, modern families, population trends, Server, small families, societal expectations, traditional values

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

#youtube, Community, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, Land, Livestream, Llamas, lols, millie, nina, online presence, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, Video, YeetCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	380
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!