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Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Minecraft Miners United

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than M. Bison’s Psycho Power? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Street Fighter combo! Our server is so epic, even Terry Bogard would be jealous. Year 2 character reveals? We’ve got ’em. High level replays? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on our insane balance patches – they’re more unpredictable than a random select match. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start crafting your way to victory – just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than Akuma on a bad day.

PupBlockParty

animal welfare, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disagreements, dog care, Dogs, family conflict, housemates, moving out, pet adoption, pet behavior, pet hair, pet ownership, pet training, pet waste, PupBlockParty, rehoming, responsibilities, Shelter, Siblings

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Farms Harvested:	451
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of dealing with untrained, spoiled dogs taking over your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no dog poop-filled gardens or dog hair-covered floors here. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where you can build and create without any pesky pets getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of dealing with unruly animals. Say goodbye to arguments with siblings over who has to clean up after the dogs, and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of dog ownership behind. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that don’t make a mess? Let’s build a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors

Ambassadors, ceremony boycott, city, controversy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, exclusion, foreign policy, hiroshima, historical events, international politics, invite, Israel, nagasaki, NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Skip, U.K, U.S, world war II

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mines Excavated:	2200
Magic Items Found:	8337	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build giant monuments of cheese and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life!

GeneCraft: Pron Nemesis

Arch nemesis, biology, chromosomes, Dna, ENEMY, Evolution, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic code, genetic disorders, genetic expression, genetic makeup, genetic research, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, mutation, nemesis, Pron, Science

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Towns Built:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

lol join dis server if u want to battle ur genes arch nemesis: pron!!! we got epic battles where u can fight pron monsters and show ur genes who’s boss. also, u can build ur own pron-proof base and protect urself from the evil genes. plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can create ur own mutant genes to fight against pron. come join us and show ur genes who’s the real boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!

TinyHobbitIsland

ancient humans, anthropology, archaeology, Bone, evolutionary biology, Excavation, Flores Island, Fossil discovery, Hobbit, hominid, Homo floresiensis, human evolution, Indonesian history, Indonesian island, island life, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Southeast Asia, tiny species, TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

finding purpose, identity crisis, Jewcraft, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming negative beliefs, Satan, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, struggling with identity, suicidal thoughts, toxic beliefs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a Jewish monster in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Join us and leave your Jewish toxins behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing structures.

On our server, you can be a hero, a villain, or even a unicorn if you want! No need to an hero here, just let your creativity run wild and escape from the real world for a while. Plus, Satan won’t be manipulating you here, unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as his doing.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your Jewish monster self behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose and community among our players. Let’s craft away those toxic feelings and build a better world together!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crops Grown:	4414	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!