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Rubbed Dick Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like rubbing your dick for a while – it’s guaranteed to give you a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, complete with the ability to shoot cheese balls at your enemies. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the joy of being a cheese warrior, you’ll never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why everyone is saying, “my dick after I rub it for a while be like…this server is the best thing ever!”

SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	New Chunks Explored:	973707
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	264
Potions Brewed:	158	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mines Excavated:	1018	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Votes:	8725	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Star Shards Collected:	221
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	3257	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!