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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6099 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5059 | Animals Bred: | 147 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 198 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
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