🔥17. Hilarious Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	37
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Uniquin-PvP

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

UniquinPvP is a 1.8.8 factions server looking to bring back the nostalgic feeling from original factions. We have included some newer plugins to assist with mundane tasks such as Gen Buckets for base building. Additionally, we aim to provide a clean experience without all the extra plugins so you can focus on the core aspect of factions.

Some of our server features include,

– Custom Cannoning Jar – Mcmmo – Custom Enchants – Sell Wands – Version 1.8-1.19.4 – Premium Anticheat

Play.Uniquin-PvP.com

Ladybug Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Ladybug Minecraft is a versatile 1.18.2 Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes and a friendly and welcoming community! Our Survival world allows you to claim your land to protect it from griefing,as well as use Slimefun to create wonderful magical and technological devices! We also offer Creative and many other gamemodes.

JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/mp7EGQUuJ5

ladybug.mc.gg

Wholesome lounge

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

This new server created in may 2023 has an RPG like feel to it.

Custom mobs, Custom item drops. Dungeons, Stats , Mcmmo , Claims and more!

Heavily focused PVE server with a hardcore experience.

50.20.250.93

SleetMC

Skyblock

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	168
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchantments Applied:	243	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to the SleetMC server network!

The server network received its final form in 2023, before that it was known as SoulNetwork.

Our current working server is OPSkyblock, which covers only getting to the top of the leaderboard with the help of an island. Soon we will enrich the network with new servers.

Our Discord server: https://discord.io/sleetmc The server network works from 1.7.x-1.19.x.

play.sleetmc.hu

CapstoneMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Void Gems Collected:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	4

Java & Bedrock IP: play.capstonemc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/4EeURAnF9w Store: https://store.capstonemc.net

CapstoneMC – 1.18+ Network: We offer many different servers differing to all types of playstyles. We present interactive and unique systems to create an amazing experience for everyone! All of our servers have a /SHOP and /AH. Easy to learn and convenient. Non-P2W unlike most servers. Made for a good experience!

ZONOSMP; FRIENDLY CLAIMED SURVIVAL COMPETITIVE SURVIVAL – Similar to DonutSMP! EARTHMC; MODDED SURVIVAL Creative server to test your builds. Arcade server for exclusive rewards; for free!

play.capstonemc.net

SkyBlock-SMP

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
New Chunks Explored:	489880	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Do you want a different skyblock experience? Our server is set up with open world all biomes and structures intact. Want to build a guardian farm? Or use a Witch hut? Find sunken(floating) ships? Build anywhere that hasnt been claimed. Use our economy and shop to get hard to find Items. Its skyblock without the limitations. Come and join the adventure!

play.skyblock-smp.com

TurkeySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Animals Bred:	192	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Java IP: play.turkeysmp.com Bedrock IP: 51.81.52.33:25632 Discord: https://discord.gg/hr5NyyQt Dynamp: http://map.turkeysmp.com:6998 Store: https://store.turkeysmp.com

TurkeySMP is a new Minecraft survival multiplayer server hosted in the central United States that hopes to provide players with a safe, fun and non-toxic environment. Key features include Java/Bedrock Crossplay, 24/7 uptime, low ping (within the US), GriefPrevention land claims, Dynmap, a natural Diamond based barter economy with player shops, freedom of speech within server rules, voting rewards, ranking up via votes or donations, backpacks, and crates, with much more coming soon.

TurkeySMP is owned by TurkeyToes1999, who previously hosted a server known as FRS Craft under the username bubble222. The server and website are developed and maintained (and currently funded) by TurkeyToes1999. With almost ten years of experience working with Java, networking and server administration, TurkeyToes1999 will work hard to ensure a quality playing experience for all players.

Although the TurkeySMP server is new, there are administrators but no lower-level staff. This means staff applications will soon be available to build a strong staff team to maintain server rules. Keep in mind that even with reduced staff online, the server logs EVERYTHING, and players violating server rules WILL be appropriately dealt with. Please do the right thing and follow server rules, as /banip is just one command away!

play.turkeysmp.com

Unitium

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Unitium, the Minecraft server between the vanilla survival adventure and the cubic MMORPG. Whether you are an adventurer, farmer or builder, come and discover a wonderful world where you can collect resources, fight original monsters, build your own kingdom or even participate in scripted quests!

Join a growing, respectful and friendly community! Unitium is waiting for you!

unitium.hosterfy.eu

KrisCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mines Excavated:	2652	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

KrisCraft is a primarily Semi-vanilla SMP/Survival server. From the moment you load into the world, you are able to build and destroy wherever you want – just keep in mind that griefing is not allowed and we have plugins in place to roll back any damage done.

We believe in giving as much freedom and keeping the server as open as possible so there is no landclaiming – however, there is a chest protection plugin and we do have an economy system with SignShops and auctions.

Lastly, From The Fog is also installed on the server to give the players an occasional (but harmless) scare.

KrisCraft.vsmc.co

VengeanceCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8910	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to VengeanceCraft!

Anarchy Survival, Creative Plots, and BentoBox Islands! BentoBox Islands: AcidIsland, SkyBlock, CaveBlock, OneBlock, and SkyGrid.

play.vengeancecraft.net