17 facepalm moments Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cool Krillin Minecraft Server

Ability, Anime, Bravery, Character, Cool, determination, dragon ball, Fighting, genetic peak, good cause, Hero, Krillin, Minecraft, perseverance, sacrifice, Server, skill, strength, strongest human, Support

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your genetic peak and fight among the best? Look no further than our server, where we have the world’s strongest human as a player! He may have been born with weaknesses, but he ignores them and is determined to fight for a good cause. Join us for epic battles and outrageous adventures – because coolness is all about character, not just ability or skill!

Amelia Watson and Dooby Minecraft SMP Fan Club

adorable, Amelia, Amelia Watson, appreciation thread, club, cute, Dooby, dorky, Fan, fan community, Gaming, gaming streamer, hololive, Japanese entertainment, Kawaii, Livestream, Minecraft, online personality, smp, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Watson, wonderful angel

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Amelia Watson and Dooby appreciation. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky, wonderful angel?

Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with incredible luck in finding diamonds. Amelia Watson herself will guide you to the richest mines and Dooby will protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But that’s not all – we’ve heard whispers that Amelia and Dooby have secret bases filled with rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Join now and you might just stumble upon their hidden treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and bask in the glory of Amelia Watson and Dooby. It’s going to be a Minecraft journey like no other!

Towny MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!

play.towny-mc.com

Crimson Ash SMP

Crimson Ash, Crimson Ash SMP, Cross-Play, Filipino, filipino minecraft server, filipino server, Marriage, Marriage server, Minecraft, Mob Leveling, Mob leveling server, PvP, Roleplay, roleplay server, Server, Skills, Skills server, smp, Survival, survival server, Thirst Mod, Thirst mod server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Votes:	890
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Emeralds Found:	6028
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to Crimson Ash SMP !

Best Filipino Minecraft Server , This Server have Features like Thirst mod, Skills, Mob Leveling etc. This Server is only Survival Server but there’s a twist we add roleplay into this server like marriage ! What are you waiting for come and join to this server !

CrimsonAshSMP.mcserv.fun:19132

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Stable Work, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Star Shards Collected:	242	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPMR.MCMCMC.NET

Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

apple shape, athletic build, blocky, BOD, body shape analysis, body shape guide, body shape identification, body shape quiz, body shape terminology, body type, body type classification, curvy body, hourglass body shape, hourglass figure, inverted triangle shape, Minecraft, pear shape, pear-shaped body, petite frame, plus size, rectangle shape, Server, slim figure, triangle shape

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

Caffeine Craze Minecraft SMP

alertness, Antioxidant, balance, Benefits, brain function, Caffeine, coffee, CRAZE, daily consumption, daily routine, energy boost, Habit, health, heart health, Lifestyle, metabolism, Minecraft, Moderation, moderation is key, positive effects, recommended intake, smp, wellness

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchantments Applied:	175
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	6856	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Towns Built:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest caffeine-fueled adventures in the blocky world! Our server is filled with coffee-loving players who believe that a small amount of coffee per day is the key to unlocking their building skills and PvP prowess.

Rumor has it that the founder of our server once built an entire castle in one night after downing a gallon of espresso. And don’t even get us started on the time when a player defeated the Ender Dragon in record time thanks to a triple shot latte.

So come join us if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level with the power of coffee! Who needs diamonds when you have a good cup of joe to fuel your adventures?

Reddit Germany Minecraft Server

Communication, Country, Digital, discussion, Europe, forum, germany, Global, internet, leader, Minecraft, Online Community, Popular, Ranking, reddit, Server, social media, statistics, Technology, Usa, User-generated content, world

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	7253

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner redditors and take Germany to the next level of meme greatness! Join us as we build giant bratwurst statues, ride pigs into battle, and overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with the power of upvotes!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of trolling creepers with dank memes? Plus, rumor has it that Angela Merkel herself logs on to play every night, leading epic raids against rival factions while wearing a diamond-studded lederhosen.

So come on down to our server and experience the most reddit country in Europe in all its glory. Just be prepared for some seriously epic meme warfare and maybe a few too many schnitzel jokes along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Tribalism Minecraft SMP

christcuck morality, controversy, ENEMY, Ethics, Jesus, Jews, LOSING, loyalty, Methods, Might Is Right, Minecraft, morality, POL, Race, smp, society, Survival of the Fittest, Thread, tribalism, Tribe, winning, WorldView

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Emeralds Found:	8682	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where tribalism is the name of the game and Jesus is just a “dead jew on a stick” according to some of our players (we don’t judge, we just play Minecraft).

In our Might Is Right world, every tribe is out for themselves and conquering enemy tribes is the ultimate goal. But why hate on the jews? Is it because they’re winning and you’re losing? Or maybe it’s because of the methods they use? But hey, in this crazy world, survival of the fittest is the #1 principle, so no need to whine about it!

So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner tribal warrior. Who knows, you might even make some new friends (or enemies, but that’s all part of the fun)! See you in the game, and remember, this is the thread you’ve been waiting for!

Vality Survival

1.21, Adventure, Biomes, Community, competitive, Custom Biomes, Custom world, Economy, empire-building, Exploration, Friendly, Land claiming, multiplayer, PvP, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla, Viabackwards, Viaversion

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Potions Brewed:	122	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	947	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Vality Survival Version: 1.21 (ViaVersion + ViaBackwards support) IP: valitysurvival.com

Custom Biomes, Epic Adventures Welcome to Vality Survival, a thrilling PvP-focused Survival SMP with a fully custom world waiting to be explored. Claim your land in unique biomes, build your empire, and dive into our competitive yet friendly community!

valitysurvival.com