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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6507 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Potions Brewed: | 116 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
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