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BlazeCraft: Ukrainian Drone Edition

10. Conflict, 11. Destruction, 12. Emergency, 13. International news, 14. War, 15. Military, 16. Security, 17. Crisis, 18. Damage, 19. Oil industry, 2. Russian, 20. News coverage., 3. Oil depot, 4. Ukrainian, 5. Drone attack, 6. Third day, 7. Massive fire, 8. Russia, 9. Ukraine, BlazeCraft, drone, Edition, Fire, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

LOL come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! Just like that crazy Russian oil depot, our server is always lit with excitement and chaos. Our Ukrainian drone attacks are just friendly competitions to see who can build the biggest and baddest creations. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun! Join now and let the madness begin!

Down Under Block Party

anti-australian., anti-foreigner, anti-immigrant, anti-social behavior, Australia, australian people, BLOCK, crime, discrimination, extremism, hate, hatred, illegal entry, immigration, intolerance, national security, Party, prejudice, radicalization, Terrorism, violence, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not laws! Are you tired of Australia and its people? Well, join our server and unleash your inner rebel without actually committing terrorism – duh!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to grief our server, but he was no match for our fearless players. Join us and show off your building skills to prove that you’re the real MVP of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s show Australia what real chaos looks like – in a fun and safe way, of course. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Creepin’ Kimoi Craft

Anime, awkward, awkward moments, BIZARRE, Craft, CREEPIN, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, Ehhhh, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, japanese, Kimoi, Manga, Otaku, pop culture, social interactions, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8951	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ores Mined:	7952
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the villagers sing! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there are also evil zombie chickens roaming around looking for revenge on all players who dare to enter their territory.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will banish any griefers with their mighty ban hammer! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So come join us on our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of creeper love. Ehhhh? Kimoi.

Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit

Blockheads, deficiencies, Dev, Development, Experience, Expertise, head of development team, inadequacies, Incompetence, ineffective, Insight, Lacking, leadership, Legit, no relevant skillset, project management, qualifications, Shortcomings, software, Talents, Team Management, Technology, Totally, Unqualified

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!

actual enemies, ANTISEMITE, antisemitic, Awareness, China, discrimination, Diversity, education, enemies, extremism, Focus, Harmony, hate, intolerance, Islam, madness, NormieCraft, normies, Peace, prejudice, russia, STOP, Unity, Western globalists

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	9097	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of dealing with normies going antisemite on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we focus on the REAL enemies: Islam, China, Russia, and Western globalists!

Join us to fight against these foes and save the Minecraft world from their evil clutches. Our community is full of brave warriors ready to take on any challenge, no matter how outrageous.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly epic? Don’t let the normies win – join our server today and let’s show them who the real heroes are!

CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!

BMI, CraftyDebate, Debating, decision, determination, ED, FIX, give up, low, mental health, perseverance, question.., Recovery, recovery journey, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, Struggle, Support, Therapy, trying

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2650
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!

action, Anime, debates, FANTASY, fate, fate anime, fate/zero, FateZeroCraft, good anime, holy grail war, Kiritsugu Emiya, long trail, Magic, meets, Minecraft, Saber

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Votes:	2890

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Fate Zero is the ultimate Minecraft experience for all you anime fans out there. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Fate Zero is the ONLY good Fate anime out there. That’s right, all the other ones are just a waste of time. But on our server, you’ll be transported into a world where Minecraft meets Fate Zero in the most epic crossover event of all time.

Picture this – you’re wandering through the world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, you come face to face with Saber herself. That’s right, the legendary warrior from Fate Zero is now roaming the Minecraft world, ready to join forces with you on epic quests and battles. And that’s not all – Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, and Berserker are all waiting for you to join them in their adventures.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also encounter magical creatures, powerful artifacts, and secret dungeons filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Holy Grail itself, granting you unimaginable powers and abilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join Fate Zero Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world? The fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands – are you ready to seize it?

Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.

Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

Brit, British, British Isles, Buckingham Palace, culture, Edition, Flag, God save the king, History, London, MATES, Minecraft, Monarchy, national pride, patriotism, Queen, royal family, royal wedding, tradition, United Kingdom, Windsor Castle

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	230
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

Acting, audition process, Audition.., Auditions, Authenticity, Casting, credibility, doubt, doubtfulness, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, genuine intentions, Hollywood, Performance, pixelated, question.., scam, show business, skepticism, talent evaluation, talent scouting, talent search

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Divine Spears Created:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with auditions that are more like a talent show hosted by a group of confused villagers!

Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground audition where players battle it out in a fierce dance-off to win the title of “Best Dancer in the Overworld”! And don’t even get us started on the singing auditions held in the Nether – the ghasts can’t get enough!

So why wait? Join our server today for a chance to experience the craziest auditions in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might just become the next big star of the block!

Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem

-ing, Adventure, Atmospheric, Boss Battles, Crafty, CREEPERS, dark samus, Exploration, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, Luminoth, MAYHEM, metroid, metroid prime, metroid prime 2, metroid series, multiplayer, Nintendo, Phazon, puzzle solving, samus aran, Sci Fi, video games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Animals Bred:	41	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Emeralds Found:	4836

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Metroid Prime 2 meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two for the ultimate gaming experience!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat space pirates and save the galaxy! Explore alien worlds, battle fierce creatures, and uncover hidden secrets in a Metroid Prime 2 inspired adventure like never before.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant space chickens, build a fortress made entirely of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the power of the Metroid Prime 2 universe in Minecraft!