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Players: |
94/600 |
Votes: |
7383 |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
8 |
Chimeras Created: |
3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: |
4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
5 |
Emeralds Found: |
9809 |
Crops Grown: |
5310 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
22 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
8 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: |
4 |
Ores Mined: |
1071 |
so, like, this
server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. and, like, the other day, a creeper rode in on a rainbow and exploded into a bunch of diamonds. it was, like, so epic, bro.
also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.
oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.