Blocky Banter

1. Session, 10. Clothing modification, 11. Fashion editing, 12. Creative editing, 13. Digital design, 14. Provocative clothing, 15. Custom outfits, 16. Sexy edits, 17. Fashion photography, 18. Photo manipulation, 19. Racy clothing, 2. Edit pics, 20. Tailored garments., 3. Original clothes, 4. Sluttier, 5. Unbutton, 6. Lift up shirts, 7. Lower dress, 8. Lingerie, 9. Photo editing, banter, blocky

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mines Excavated:	2227
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Runes Activated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creativity knows no bounds! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few unicorn sightings (if you’re lucky)!

Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to construct your dream castle made of diamonds or a giant statue of a potato (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle, summon dragons for tea parties, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure of the Nether realm or become best friends with a creeper (just don’t get too close).

AuntiePanicAttack Minecraft Server

aunt drama, AuntiePanicAttack, controlling behavior, engagement party, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, helicopter aunt, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, Minecraft, panic attack, Server, sibling relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, engagement parties gone wrong, and helicopter aunts causing chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the virtual world when suddenly, your sister Tanya shows up in full flight attendant gear, ready to take you on a journey of self-discovery. But watch out for Aunt Helicopter, who’s always lurking around the corner with her nosy questions about when you’ll settle down and get a real job in Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Leave the family drama behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Build, explore, and maybe even confront your virtual aunt in a showdown for the ages. Who needs real life when you’ve got a Minecraft server this entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the virtual chaos begin! Remember, family drama is optional, but the fun is guaranteed.

SisQuitDanceButImStillGoing

Classes, Commitment, Competition, criticism, dance studio, Dedication, emotional conflict, family, Friends, Irish dance, judgment, loyalty, peer pressure, Quitting, Rehearsals, sibling rivalry, SisQuitDanceButImStillGoing, sister, Strict, Support, Teacher

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	3098	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling rivalry like never before.

Are you ready to dance your way through the blocks and show off your moves? Our dance studio is the place to be, where the competition is fierce and the dance teacher is strict (but only because she needs to be heard over the loud Irish dance music).

Watch out for the sister who quit and is now on a mission to sabotage your dancing dreams. Will you stand your ground and continue to dance, or will you succumb to the pressure and quit like she did?

Join us on this wild adventure filled with snide comments, sibling drama, and the ultimate test of friendship. Who will come out on top in this dance-off of a lifetime? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft server now!

EarfulWords Minecraft SMP

affirmation, compassion, EarfulWords, empowerment, encouragement, Hear, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, Minecraft, motivation, Need, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, strength, Support, Uplifting, Words

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden potato, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted rubber chickens and exploding watermelons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BlockyLoveAffair

Affair, BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveAffair, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonesty, Forbidden, forbidden love, Guilt, hidden, Hidden Truth, Infidelity, intimate secrets, partner, relationship, scandalous, secret, secret keeping, Trust

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your hidden secrets? Look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama and scandalous stories that will make your partner’s secrets look like child’s play. Join us if you dare to uncover the scandalous secrets of our players, from secret diamond stashes to hidden bases filled with llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what scandalous adventures await you on our server! Join now and let the drama unfold!

IrishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server

ARMS, banned, companies, Conflict, contracts, Defence, embargo, Government, International, ireland, irish, IrishDefenseCraft, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Procurement, relations, Server, Tánaiste, winning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mines Excavated:	2061
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, even Israeli companies are banned from winning contracts here, like what even? Tánaiste is like, nah fam, we only want the craziest players on our server, no boring companies allowed. join us for some epic battles and build the most insane structures you can imagine. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re an Israeli company, then you might be a little salty. come join the madness!

CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram

$20 billion, arrest, business negotiations, cancelled contracts, Cancels, corporate deals, CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram, diplomatic fallout, economic impact, France, global headlines, government decisions, international business, international trade, legal issues, Middle East news, political tensions, Raffael deal, Telegram CEO, uae, UAE-France relations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of french baguettes to honor the cancelled $20 billion Raffael deal with France. we also have a secret society dedicated to breaking the Telegram CEO out of jail so he can come play minecraft with us. join us for the chaos and shenanigans, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ExclusionCraft: Where Brains React!

attractiveness, brain wave study, Brains, cognitive neuroscience, emotional response, emotional sensitivity, exclusion, ExclusionCraft, female psychology, Inferiority, react, rejection, self esteem, social behavior, social comparison, social dynamics, social exclusion, social hierarchy, social interactions, social rejection, social status, unfriendliness, Women

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Farms Harvested:	668	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

so like, u know how women’s brains go all cray cray when they get left out by some not so cute and mean girls? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we welcome everyone with open arms, even the ugly and rude ones! cuz we believe in spreading love and positivity, even to those who don’t deserve it! join us and be part of a community where everyone is accepted, no matter how unattractive or unfriendly they may be. plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain waves go wild with excitement! come join the fun and see for yourself!

karlssonSMP: The Whitelisted, Over 18, Vanilla Java Server with Season 3 and Cosmetics Galore!

application, armor, Community, content creators, Cosmetics, current version, Discord, Galore, in-game cosmetics, java, Join, karlssonSMP, location, mobs, multiplayer, Platform, player heads, rules, Season, Server, shopping, smp, Squaremap, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted, world border, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

EatsMCserver: uses you as a food source

Animal Behavior, biological competition, ecological balance, ecosystem dynamics, emuses, Environmental Science, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Food, food chain, food web, interspecies interactions, natural selection, pEatsMCserver, predator behavior, predator-prey relationship, prey adaptation, sourceemp, species coevolution, Survival of the Fittest, symbiotic relationship, uses you as a food source, wildlife ecology, zoology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crops Grown:	3279	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, on our server, we take things to a whole new level! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a unique feature where the server uses you as a food source! That’s right, instead of hunting for animals or farming crops, you can just stand still and let the server feed off your energy. It’s a win-win situation – you get to play Minecraft and the server gets a delicious snack! So come join us and become a tasty treat for our hungry server!

Raiders of the Pixelated Realm – Minecraft SMP

Alrite crew, CREW, Elven-tongue, here, Minecraft, Nice, pixelated, Raiders, Realm, right, ROP, see, smp, Stopped, Watching, watermelon, Yall

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	250
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Alright you crazy bunch of blockheads, welcome to our Minecraft SMP! We only accept players who can speak Elven-tongue and are certified Watermellons. Why Watermellons, you ask? Well, legend has it that only those who can balance a watermelon on their head while building a house out of diamond blocks can truly succeed on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. If you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be unlimited diamonds).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic builds, and maybe even a few watermelon hats along the way. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary Watermellon of our server!

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