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Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 465662135 LOL Edition

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us if you want to experience the most hilarious and outrageous adventures in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Instead of running away, this player decided to challenge the creepers to a dance-off. And guess what? The player won and got all the diamonds as a reward!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can moonwalk and breakdance like no other. If you’re lucky, you might even get to witness this groovy spectacle with your own eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft journey of your life. Don’t miss out on all the funny and crazy moments that await you!

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5010
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Buildings Constructed:	32
Falling into the Void:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1097	Potions Brewed:	153
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

FreebieCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	91
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Void Gems Collected:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!