16. Cheating Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server

10. Clumsiness, 11. Anime nerds, 12. Gamer girls, 13. Nerd stereotypes, 14. Flat chest, 15. Breast size preferences, 16. Cheating, 17. Men’s lies, 18. Relationship expectations, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Dating lies, 20. Body image., 3. Hairy pits, 4. Shaving preferences, 5. Body hair, 6. Hygiene, 7. Body odor, 8. Natural pheromones, 9. Shyness, DATING, Lies men tell women, Minecraft, Myths, r9k, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Towns Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	153
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	63	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	7394

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	1

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
New Chunks Explored:	583004	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	150
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!