1:500 scale Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMP Valley

1:500 scale, claims enabled, Earth, hard mode, Homes, PvP enabled, SMP Valley, Survival, team-up, Tpa

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	New Chunks Explored:	822775
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

~~~~~~~~SMP Valley~~~~~~~~ 1:500 scale version of earth! Claims enabled! PvP enabled! Team up and work together! TPA and Homes! Hard mode enabled, will you survive?

smpvalley.com:25601

EarthRealm

1:500 scale, Earth, Earthrealm, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

EarthRealm Server 1:500 scale

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play.earthrealm.xyz

KirbyCraft Minecraft Server

Cave Story mod demo, Elfilisanon, kirby, Kirby anime, Kirby anime booklet, Kirby anime translations, Kirby artwork, kirby games, Kirby news, Kirby novel translations, Kirby novels, Kirby pixel world, Kirby soundtrack, Kirby Twitter, Kirby website, Kirby wiki, Kirby writefag, Kirby’s Dipshit Gang, Kirby’s Dream General, KirbyCraft, Minecraft, Server, Shinya Kumazaki

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – #151: Kirby’s Dipshit Gang Edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Kirby-themed shenanigans and tomfoolery. Ever wanted to build a giant Kirby statue made entirely out of pink wool? Well, now’s your chance!

Our server is home to the most insane and outlandish stories you’ll ever hear. Rumor has it that one player built an entire rollercoaster that launches you into Dream Land, where you can ride on the backs of Waddle Dees and inhale enemies like Kirby himself.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure trove of rare Kirby memorabilia. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll embark on as you explore our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of Kirby’s Dipshit Gang. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in the best way possible). Let’s make Minecraft even more absurd and hilarious together!

BroGfPeaceProtectFail

#breastfeeding, Baby Care, baby development, baby feeding, baby growth, baby nutrition, baby size, big baby, breastfeeding in public, BroGfPeaceProtectFail, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, family tension, parenting, sibling conflict, sibling relationships

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my big ass baby? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you feel like a giant among babies (literally).

Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.

We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.

So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

breakdown, Chaos, chaos theory, Crafty, Crisis, Disorder, escalating, Frenzy, MAYHEM, Meltdown, Minecraft, out of control, OVERWHELMING, Pandemonium, runaway, Server, Snowballing, Spiraling, Tipping Point, Tumult, unchecked, uncontrollable, unmanageable

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5462	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Love Letters Sent:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the chaos never stops? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is like a wild west town, but instead of cowboys, we have creepers running around causing mayhem.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest filled with dancing llamas. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits!

CraftyCritics

book reviews, CraftyCritics, critical thinking, cultural criticism, entertainment industry, film criticism, film industry, literary criticism, media analysis, Media consumption, Media influence, overhyped movies, overrated books, overrated movies, overrated novels, overrated television shows, overrated TV shows, pop culture critique., popular culture, television industry, TV show critique

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the Creeper fireworks show. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a zombie villager!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you can join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrot, then you might regret it a little bit).

ParentalBlendCraft

Communication, Dna, family, family resemblance, family traits, genetics, Hereditary, inherited traits, ParentalBlendCraft, parents, resemblance, Sound, speaking, Speech, Traits, vocal characteristics, vocal cords, vocal genetics, vocal patterns, vocal qualities, VOICE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can be a mix of ur parents voices like some crazy genetic experiment gone wrong lol. imagine talking in chat and sounding like ur mom and dad at the same time, it’s wild. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. u can ride the llamas and have a llama parade around spawn, it’s lit. also, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains diamonds instead of lettuce. who wouldn’t want to join a server with a taco that gives u bling bling? come join us and experience the weirdest and most hilarious minecraft server ever created.

SupernaLuna2.0: Where the moon is made of cheese and creepers wear top hats! Java 1.21

adult community, Cheese, Cosmetic Ranks, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Features, Griefing, hats, java, Jobs, launched, MCMMO, Moon, Plugins, PvP, Rtp, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, shopping district, smp, SupernaLuna2.0, Top, Veinminer, Warps, wear

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magic Items Found:	4293	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Supernaluna SMP Season 2 Overview

Launch Date	07/06/24
Minecraft Server	Play.Supernaluna.Com
Discord	https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

Join the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for new players to kick off the new season.

Features:

McMMO
Economy
Jobs
Warps
Veinminer
/sethome
/rtp
Cosmetic Ranks/Roles

Important Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
Consensual PvP
No X-ray, Hacked Clients, or Item Duping
No Hate Speech

Contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord with any questions.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any banned items or blocks?	Yes, certain items like TNT are restricted to prevent griefing.
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP provided.

BreadWaifu’s Minecraft Server

3d, Akari, Bread, BreadWaifus, Claim, discussion, erp, Fun, Hell, Images, insults, Kill pass, Lurking, Minecraft, original, Oversexualized content, Reserved place, rp, Server, Trash, waifu

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can claim your very own Waifu or Husbando! But beware, if someone else has already claimed your dream anime partner, you’ll have to find someone else to simp for.

We have strict rules against stealing, unless you roll trips of course. And remember, only one claim per person – we don’t want any harem drama here.

RP and ERP are allowed, but please keep it private. And insults must be original – we don’t want any recycled trash talk here.

Joining our server means a reserved place in hell, but don’t worry, it’s a fun hell with lots of lava and creepers. And if you’re a 3D lover, well, we have to break it to you – 3D is almost always trash.

So come join us for a wild ride of claiming Waifus, dodging insults, and exploring the depths of Minecraft. Just remember, if you’re posting images, you’re not lurking – so get involved and have some fun!

Minecraft server: ‘/fglt/ – Friendly Gaming Linux Tribe’

break out of the botnet, command line, copypasta collection, distro, dual boot, fglt, free software, Friendly, games, Gaming, gnu/linux, irc, learn, linux, mailing lists, Minecraft, Previous thread, Programs, Resources, Server, terminal commands, Thread, Tribe, virtual machine, Website

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Divine Spears Created:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3686
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6730

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences. But beware, this server is so friendly, you might just get blown up by the sheer kindness of our community!

Join us and learn how to install a GNU/Linux distribution in a Virtual Machine, boot directly into a live image, or go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux. Need help? Just check our list of resources, or dive into the world of free software projects with active mailing lists. And if you’re feeling lost, just remember: $ man %command%, $ info %command%, $ %command% -h/–help, $ help %builtin/keyword% – the possibilities are endless!

Not sure where to start? Check out our Wikis, including the one on GNU/Linux that will blow your mind. Want to know what distro to choose? We’ve got you covered. Looking for cool programs or terminal commands? We’ve got those too. And if you’re ready to break out of the botnet, we’ve got the resources you need to set yourself free.

But wait, there’s more! Join our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for even more laughs and shenanigans. And don’t forget to check out our website and copypasta collection for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a GNU/Linux master in no time!

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

#venting, Asshole, Childhood, Conflict, Controlling, DadNeedsHelp, Divorce, family, Father, Help, home, inflation, Job, Lawyer, Lazy, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Retirement, Sell, Server, Trauma

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with lazy, controlling parents.

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of it being taken away by a dad who refuses to lift a finger. Our server is a safe space for those looking to break free from toxic family dynamics and start fresh in a virtual world.

We offer a variety of mini-games and challenges to distract you from the chaos of real life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic house on the server, you’ll attract a wealthy player who will buy it from you for a ridiculous amount of in-game currency.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our players who understand the struggle of dealing with a lazy, controlling parent.

NoLunch4USorry

collaborative project, Courtesy, demanding, Effort, free work, local shop, lunch, MONEY, nice person, NoLunch4USorry, out of line, personal time, pissed off, Session, Shocked, SNACKS, thanked, Water, wrong

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	173
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Emeralds Found:	5903
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Are you tired of entitled players demanding free lunch on Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any hangry gamers! Join us for a wild ride where you won’t be guilt-tripped into buying food for strangers in the virtual world. Our community is all about sharing resources and working together without any lunchtime drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic creations without the pressure of being the server’s personal chef!