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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1212 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5646 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 238 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 305 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
