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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7595 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2696 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Animals Bred: | 194 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.