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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7373 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 487900 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.